Levi

- Compassionate

- Adaptable

- Accepting

- Devoted

- Imaginative

- Oversensitive
- Indecisive

- Self-pitying

- Lazy

- Escapist

Let's talk about dating...

Super sensitive.  If you think you could out cry me, you're wrong.  Chick flicks?  Ugh, they get me every time.  It's why I pack tissues in my rear pockets all the time.  You never know when you need to "let the tears fall."  But don't think there isn't a catch.  You see, I have this issue of dropping girls that can't live up to my standards.  I'm definitely a hopeless romantic and I love the idea of being in love, but... well, I have my list of things I need in a woman.  If you can't met the standards, sorry, love, but we're through.  I DREAM BIG so I need a woman that can keep me grounded.  And from spending all my money on cute things.  Oh my god, do you have a stuffed animal collection the size of mine?  I think not!

Anyway, I have rotten luck.  I always chose the wrong chicks.  I need a dominatrix.  You think I'm joking, but I'm not.  Okay, maybe I am.  But I do need someone who will be able to push me around from time to time.  Steering me clear of my bad habits and thoughts.  If you're that woman, here's my number:  333-115-5683.  Call it.  Unless you're a heartless bitch. Then I don't want you.  I need a motherly, kind, and soft woman to love me.  Erm, I know it contradicts the dominatrix thing, but, seriously, I need a cuddly bear that will be rough with me when she needs to.

I fucking hate myself.  I'm so pathetic.  Just look at my hair.  It's so unruly today.  Oh, could you hold up.  I need to go blow my nose.  Maybe watch 27 Dresses or something.

Okay, sorry about that... I was just having a moment.  Totally found out they killed off one of my favorite character.  SO SAD!  Anyway, where was I?  Oh.  I'm pretty creative.  Artsy-fartsy.  I paint, a lot.  I draw, a lot.  I sing, a lot.  Computer art is a favorite hobby.  Oh, and scrap-booking.  That shit is fun!

Friendship is kinda a big deal to me.  If you're in a tight spot, just holla.  I'll come to the rescue!  I'm loyal beyond belief.  I would never cheat on anything or anyone.  If you ever have a problem, tell me.  I'll make your pain my pain.  Literally!  If you fall down the stairs, I'll do it, too.  Okay, maybe not.  But, still.  I get the whole pain thing.  You know those girls that try to "change" guys?  Well, I'm the kind of guy that likes to "change" girls.  I'm terrible, I know.

What else?  I need excitement in my life.  Probably why I cliff dive, drive a motorcycle, and do some other risky things.  I'm an awesome actor, poet, and musician.  My writing makes woman cry.  OMG!  Do you want to know what is awesome?  Ghost Hunters.  LOVE THAT SHOW.  Ghosts are so cool.  I want to talk to the dead.

Okay.  I'm bored.  I'm calling this thing quits.  Yes, I'm lazy.

I'm a mystery.  Seriously.  I'm never in one place at the same time.  I'm always dreaming.  Why am I such an avid dreamer?  Psh, that's simple.  Reality hurts.  Besides, I like the idea of their being dragons, aliens, and flying toasters.  Whaaa?  A guy can dream!  OH OH OH OH!  Rescuing a fair lady.  Yup.  That's on my list of things to do.  Uhhh, sorry, I got distracted.

What else should I include as a final note.  I'm pretty good at reading people.  And I'm also pretty good at guessing what someone will do.  Doesn't mean I'm always right, but I'm usually pretty close to right.

I FREAKING hate confrontation.  It depresses me.  I took up drinking... yes, I realize I'm not of the age.  Sue me.  No, don't really.  It'll make me cry.  You see, I have this obsession with 'highs.'  Not necessarily drug based, actually, never drug based.  But you get the idea.  I like risky things or extreme things.  Near-death experiences. It really helps me understand myself.  My spirit.  My soul.  My heart.

I'm, by no means, a pushover.  I'm lazy.  But not a wimp.  I stand up for what I believe in and I'm a hard worker.  You think I got this body just laying around watching Days of Our Lives?  No.  I swear to god, I will cry if you mock my soap opera obsession.

So what if I'm a bit too in touch with my feminine side?  And if I don't talk a lot, don't fret.  I'm not silently plotting to kill you.  Or am I?

My tunes, some sort of accessory, and my necklace

Only child.  Single father.  Mother... no idea what she was like.  Dad claims she was killed in a gang-related crime.  I suppose it's true.  Googled her, once.  She was a cop.  Dad?  Uhhh, what's there to say about him?  He's a lawyer.  He doesn't talk much, unless he's working a case.  Hardly saw him so I grew up alone.  Well, I had my birds.  And a few cats.  But that's about it.

Oh, I was home schooled.  Private tutors FTW?  I think not....

Went to this school to get away from said father.  He was pretty pissed that I wasn't going to school to be a lawyer or a doctor.  I could be a doctor, but it bores me.  Not enough freedom to get creative.  I might to acting.  We'll see.  Anyway, I'm looking to the fresh start at life I'll be getting here.

Oh, I should probably add that I caught my girlfriend of five years cheating on me with another dude.  Dumped her ass.  Now I'm devoting my life to eating ice cream, watching chick flicks, and crying.