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Amber Lamps

Roleplay: "Memetopia!"

Player: Gitana

Private,   Enabled,   Approved,   Owned


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Synopsis
A cynical, level-headed 17-year-old girl


Description
She is an average-built girl with short brown hair, brown eyes, and she ALWAYS wears her headphones.  She also wears purple tights and a light blue shirt.  She rarely smiles, and usually has a serious expression.


Personality
She is always calm and never panics about anything.  She faces everyone with a stony seriousness.


Equipment / Abilities


History

Amber Lamps is the internet-given name of the mysterious purple spandex-wearing brunette riding an Oakland, CA city bus in the Epic Beard Man video. Her name comes from a misunderstanding of Michael’s call for “Ambulance” through his battered mouth as “Amber Lamps,” which became arbitrarily associated with the girl sitting behind Michael in the video.

As other people on the bus ride were yelling and screaming, Ms. Amber Lamps sat there cooly, simply observing the escalating conflict while listening to some music. As Encyclopedia Dramatica puts it, 

She lives in the hood and doesn’t afraid of anything.


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