So here's how it goes. Someone posts a scenario and people respond to it until someone posts a different scenario (you may make a scenario after responding to the previous one). All scenarios simply have to be titled 'Scenario' in some way that stands out and it's the same deal for responses. Make it short, make it snappy.
Eg.
SCENARIO
Jake and Finn enter through a portal into the real world and appear in your bedroom. Your response?
RESPONSE
Oh my glob.
Eg. 2
SCENARIO
You're in space.
RESPONSE
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
And now, without further ado...
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SCENARIO
You wake up. What's your first order of business?
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RESPONSE: She goes back to sleep knowing she'll, most likely, be late. zZz
SCENARIO: Your car has broken down and your cell phone is dead.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
RESPONSE: Dismantle the car and build a new cell phone
SCENARIO: You have a lightsaber
RESPONSE: Do some shrub art!!
SCENARIO: You're suddenly invisible!
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
RESPONSE: Go streaking
SCENARIO: A dinosaur invades your home
RESPONSE get it to make your bed (if it's a T-rex); it'll be a good laugh
SCENARIO you've suddenly acquired a sniper rifle
RESPONSE: Argue incessantly with parents over the differences between an assassin and a crazed gunman, and always speak in an Australian accent
SCENARIO: You're on the moon
Hahaah, TF2 reference. Love it.
RESPONSE gonna go lookin' for cheese, duuurrrr
SCENARIO it starts raining cats and dogs!
RESPONSE: Hide indoors before PETA blames me.
SCENARIO: You wake up in an old, abandoned hospital with no power.
"Engaging."
RESPONSE: Drool
SCENARIO: You are a jellyfish
RESPONSE : Become a millionaire selling your own jelly. (gross.)
SCENARIO : You've been elected President of the United States of America. First order of business?
And I hope you have not a single still moment.
RESPONSE: Ban swag.
SCENARIO: You run into a member of WTFRPG in real life. (Can be anyone.)
"Engaging."
RESPONSE: Go out for drinks and drunken fun! * w *
SCENARIO: You're stuck in a haunted house!
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
RESPONSE: Call the Ghostbusters
SCENARIO: Here comes another Chinese earthquake
RESPONSE: Tell them to stop jumping at once.
SCENARIO: You're pregnant.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: l(OAO)l
SCENARIO: Everyone's durnk
Response: Get in on that drunken fun!
Scenario: Your friend is slowly transforming into a lizard monster
Response: Eat the cookie that made him. (Goosebumps)
Scenario: A scientist sends your entire being from the real world into Minecraft.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
Response: DESTROY EVERYTHINGGGG
like the true creeper human you are
Scenario: You're told you have the cells to cure cancer.
Response: Sacrifice myself for science and mankind.
Scenario: You wake up as your favorite character in your favorite roleplay.
"Engaging."
Response: Find every sexy man and sleep with him.
Scenario: You're abducted by aliens.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
Response: Make friends, learn their secrets, come back to Earth as a godly being!
Scenario: You wake up as the opposite gender.
And I hope you have not a single still moment.
RESPONSE: l(OAO)l and then V.V and then
SCENARIO: The bots on wtf become actual robots and invades the real world
RESPONSE: Make the Admins and Mods into actual people, and set them lose on the world.
SCENARIO: Clouds make a strategic strike against mankind!
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: I am womankind, so I live. :3
SCENARIO: Slenderman is real...and he wants you.
RESPONSE from DEAPOOL: Slendy sprouted loads of black invasive tentacles. When they were attracted by my overwhelming charisma, I, naturally, went from "ow! ow! hey — that is incredibly personal space down there — ow!!!" to "okay—hey—okay—okay—see, now I'm kinda liking it."
SCENARIO: The tiny men in your mind start talking to you.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: The voices in my head look at you funny. -We've been talking all this time, and just now you notice?-
SCENARIO: The blue pill, or the red pill? -Matrix-
RESPONSE: I'M RACIST! I WANT THE YELLOW ONE!
SCENARIO: Someone drugs your drink.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Wake up the next morning without my dignity, but with a new pet tiger. Break even.
SCENARIO: You get your dream job!
And I hope you have not a single still moment.
(I played this game with my family when the electricity went out. Funzies!)
RESPONSE: Lives forever in high-tech bubble writing for a thousand years.
SCENARIO: In all the universe, water turns to plasma, plasma turns to water, wind turns to earth and earth turns to wind.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"