Greetingsunsuspecting prey! Er, I mean... members of WTFRPG!
It is I! Or us? Anyway, it's your ominous moderating staff... *snicker* We have come to instruct you to log in promptly Friday, October 26th for a wonderful... eh.. heh.. heh ha ha SURPRISE! (Of doom) *cackle* Do not wait until after Friday, November 2nd because then it will be too late! (And you'd ruin my dastardly plan you fickle lambs, you!) But er... yes, please come and join in some harmless, painless, maybe tortureless fun.... Bwah ha ha ha HA HA HA- *cough cough cough* (Holy science, I am getting too old for this.)
Sincerely,
Your powerless Staff
Please do not send this account PMs/etc. It is not monitored daily by staff and does not accept PMs/etc.
Sorry guys, but this message isn't from any of the staff members. We don't know who wrote it, but we can't seem to delete it. It's like it's locked from some outside source. :/ We don't really know what it means, but one can only assume it's just a prank.
I mean come on, "powerless"? PSH! I have power! Er... well, aside from being able to delete this dang post.
Either way, sorry about all these shenanigans! We will try and get it sorted out!
And I hope you have not a single still moment.
D: What
What is this
....*furiously scribbles on calendar*
Huh! Sounds like something's being cooked up! I wonder what kinds of things does this mysterious user has in store for us...