This is the crack thread for Pentimento!
Play out ridiculous scenarios! Discuss crazy events that can't happen in IC, but, you want to! Ship whatever you want! Fan stuff? Go here! HAVE FUN. This is a place... that just goes crazy!
Nobody is going to judge you. Least of all, me. (:
Last edited by joonsexual; 07-11-2012 at 08:03 PM.
NO SHAME, GAIZ.
LIGHTNING/ROMANCE NOVELS
JULES / GLITTERY THINGS.
OTP 5EVER. <3333
i need clever names for these pairings. forreals.
Last edited by joonsexual; 07-23-2012 at 08:17 PM.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
JULITERRY.
and
LIOMANCE.
I DON'T KNOW. THOSE ARE TERRIBLE. XD
Hahaha. XD;
For some reason, "Julittery" sounds like a terrible disease... Haha...
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
Pervert and klepto- those are my two offerings for cool names regarding that.
Sadly enough- I don't think Taggart loves anything.
-_-;
Okay brain- think of the most random and stupidest ship so far presented in this RP.
And I just thought of three that gave me the hibbie-jibbies.
Pretty much now all I can think about is Lightening and his 'romance novels'.
them romance novels, bro. lol. hmm... if i ever have the inspiration / time, i might write an excerpt from his favorite book, lolol. I can just imagine the dialogue being super cringe-worthy, lolol..
And here people probably thought he was well-read/well-educated and looked at books about philosophy, LOL.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
TAGGART LOVES ESTELLE!!!! That's my sincere OTP for Pentimento.
/sobs
And please just nothing from 50 shades of grey or anything similar to that horrible piece of... I can't even consider that crap to be literature... /sighs what is this world becoming?
LOL. 50 SHADES OF GREY. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Allow me to die for a moment. #dies
But I dig that—Taggart/Estelle.
It'd be snipe-snipe all day, err'day. <333
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
I was actually in the book store yesterday and over heard two girls talking about it, it was quite humorous actually:
Girl #1: I can write better smut than that.
Girl #2: But my other friend is reading it, she said it was go--
Girl #1: No, it's not good. I've read better stories on FF.net
Girl #2: But I'm not really interested in it for the smut..
Girl #1: It's horrible. I refuse to let you buy it.
Well, something along those lines. Beautiful. I like girl #1 :3
I was tempted to go over and shake the girl's hand or something, but, well... The Walking Dead was calling to me. /grabby hands
Anyway, we should plot some side scenes and act them out :3 I'm kind of curious as to how Taggart 'died'. Would anyone be up for playing that out? Or is that too close to the secretive stuff you have in that crazy brain of yours Jing?
*Cough.*JuliettexPrimo*Cough*
I will not change my OTP. It is law.
Glitters; haha! Nope, feel free to see/discuss the death scenes of any of the characters! There's nothing really sensitive about the issue, but, ultimately, it'll be left up to the discretion of the characters' owners.
I still haven't worked out exactly how Lightning died, but I'm assuming he "died" during a mission.
Kicks; JULIETTE IS SUCH A HOMEWRECKER. DON'T YOU SEE HOW PERFECT PRIMO/ROM. BOOKS ARE??? LOL. But, damn, I was loving the whole Jules/Taggart banter. I DEMAND SEXY TIME... even if it can't be in this RP since it's not.. Adult.... I can't even justify an Adult rating on this RP, lol...
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
TUMBLR.
How Taggart 'died':
T: "What the fuck (bleep-for plot reasons- I can't tell you Lightening's true name)! You were just supposed to 'fake' stab me- not actually fucking stab me!"
L: "But (bleep-again) that isn't realistic- I mean I didn't nick any organs you should be fine."
T: -_- "Seriously you fucking stabbed me in the chest and I'm bleeding everywhere- I'M NOT FINE!"
L: "But you won't die-maybe- I mean you might need to stop the bleeding or you might."
T: "It defeats the purpose of FAKE DYING if there is a chance I'm going to FUCKING DIE!"
L: "Calm down- I'll take care you- you won't die. And think of the quality time we can spend together- oh- I can read my novels to you."
T: "And now I want to die."
Jules and Taggart- hrm. That would be interesting. Very interested indeed. ~_~
Yea, I was liking the who JulesxTaggart thing, too. LOL.
J: GOD DAMN IT, TAGGART, YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING JACK ASS.
T: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, WOMAN. GET OFF MY ASS.
J: *Get's all up in his grill* IF YOU DIDN'T SET THE FUCKING ALARM OFF WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE HIDING IN THIS CRAMPED CLOSET.
T: *Scowls, staring down at her* I DIDN'T DO FUCKING ANYTHING. YOU WERE MOVING TO FAST.
J: THAT'S THE POINT OF THE DAMN JOB. GET IN AND GET OUT.
T: IT REQUIRES FUCKING PRECISION.
J: ... DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANT TO KISS YOU?!
T: FUCK YES.
And then they both have sexy time in enemy territory while they're trying not to get caught.