Quote Originally Posted by ISOS Duke View Post
I HAVE A GOOD ONE!

So, as you guys probably know by now I work for LensCrafters. For those of you who don't know (for whatever reason), they sell and make glasses as well as do eye exams there. I was closing one night and had just about everything ready to go, I just had to wait until 9 to close the gate and turn the lights off. It's probably 8:45 at this point and the phone rings. Those of you who work retail probably know how irritating it is to have someone come it or call right before closing as 9 times out of 10, they end up being complicated. So the conversation plays out like this:

Me: Thank you for calling LensCrafters, this is Samantha. May I schedule you an eye exam today?
Lady: ... ... ...
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, I was calling to confirm my sons birthday party for this Thursday.
Me: I believe you have the wrong number.
Lady: This isn't (whatever the place she was trying to call)?
Me: No, this is LensCrafters.
Lady: What?
Me: LensCrafters.
Lady: What's that?
Me: We make glasses.
XD
This just made my night. Laughing so hard right now!