RESPONSE: I wake up from that crazy dream.
SCENARIO: You leave to get a drink of water. You walk back into the room and realize that everything has been replaced by an exact copy...The one who did that...is right behind you....
RESPONE: Quickly turn around and kick them in the face for annoying me with such foolishness!!!
SCENARIO: You wake up one Sunday morning with fangs, blood on your shirt and a body laying beside you in bed... what do you do?
And I hope you have not a single still moment.
RESPONSE: Wonder why I can't even sleep eight hours as a vampire. *goes back to sleep until evening*
SCENARIO: Your role-play partners next to never post.
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"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Quit your damn whining
SCENARIO: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
RESPONSE: Call Quiznos
SCENARIO: You can't potty.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE:
WHAT? I CANT POTTY!!??
...
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SCENARIO: Someone just cut the cheese!
RESPONSE: *points finger* ENK! THAT'S NASTY!
SCENARIO: You go to a new restaurant and order the Carpaccio. The waiter asks how you like that cooked.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *Gives funny look* Yeah, um... I said 'Cappuccino'. Make it decaf. Oh, and waiter! You're an idiot. You don't COOK Carpaccio.
SCENARIO: Did I just bitch slap you? Oh yes I did! *slaps you again*
RESPONSE: You are SO abusive!
SCENARIO: I'm calling the police
RESPONSE: (Pfft, whimp.) I didn't mean to officer! It was his fault anyway!
SCENARIO: Policeman arrests Enk. I get off scott free and I am not bothered by the law, EVER.
RESPONSE: Well that backfired...
SCENARIO: You're in a world where you DON'T get away with everything
RESPONSE: Too late. :P My words came first, and my word is law.
SCENARIO: Enk is taken to the chopping block. The whole crowd cheers for his death. A cloaked figure rides in on valiant black stallion. This one sweeps in and saves his ass. Riding away, they get to safety. Once they don't have to hide anymore, the hood is pulled back to reveal....RUM.
"hey there, wolfy-pup" She pats you on the head. "You are free"
RESPONSE: *sings song in background for dramatic effect* Duh, duh duuuuuuuuuh!
SCENARIO: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *Pays cashier $4 for a pack of 6* Aaaand that's about all I would do for a Klondike bar. :P
SCENARIO: Someone placed a bear trap on the ground. On the activation plate, you see a tiny genie bottle. Do you risk your hand, that will surely get snapped onto? Or do you walk away?
RESPONSE: I choose option C. Spring the trap while saving the bottle. In case of failure, either bottle breaks or my arm is caught. If the latter, then, after confirming I have three wishes, wish that I had a perfect, indestructible, magical body that does whatever I want. Proceed to grow as tall as rumcake. Wish for all knowledge. Check. Save last wish in case of emergency.
SCENARIO: Enkerzed purrs when he snores and meows when he exhales.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Aw! Cute little kitty! *pats on his head!*
SCENARIO: I give him a fish
RESPONSE: I AM NOT A CAT! *... eats the fish*
SCENARIO: You're back from outer space
RESPONSE: I just walked in to find that sad look upon yo face! *slap*
SCENARIO: I am the Queen of the Winterland! Have you paid your gratuity to your waitress?! *intense stare*
RESPONSE: *Moves to the Summerland*
SCENARIO: You're a wizard.
RESPONSE: *Enchants Enk to become a cat, every time he gets angry/frustrated/upset*
SCENARIO: You find yourself upset at the police man who is beating you with his nightstick when you J-walked, what ends up happening?
REPONSE: I... I turn into a cat... and then I run away.
SCENARIO: It's raining inside your house
RESPONSE: WOOT! *dances around in the rain, singing, and leaping*
SCENARIO: *Drags friends into the rainy house* DANCE WITH ME!!!
RESPONSE:
SCENARIO: The roof is now on fire
RESPONSE: *Jumps onto hood of Limousine* WE DONT NEED NO WATER! WE DONT NEED NO WATER!
SCENARIO: You have been given an egg, if you crush it you'll get wealth beyond all measure with a promise of a terrible horrible death in your old age. OR, you don't crush it, and live without knowing what will happen. Could be peaceful, could be horrible, but in the end, you have friends with you through it all.
RESPONSE: Use the egg to make an omelette, I'm hungry
SCENARIO: You get sucked into a whirlpool
RESPONSE: *Glob, glob, glob-* OMG! HELP ME! I'M- *Blurb, blurb, blurb- gets pulled through, ends up in Moithyr* WHEE! *realizes I am on the shores of Titan....* Shit. *Gets eaten by a giant two headed boar*
SCENARIO: *Enk and Krie get stuck in a hole in minecraft, without the ability to disconnect or digout, since it's reality now!*
RESPONSE: *kiss kiss smooch smooch molest molest hug hug snuggle snuggle tease tease glomp glomp lick lick tickle tickle wetwilly wetwilly spank spank...avoids being hit with a pickaxe*
SCENARIO: You're walking along the roads of San Diego, California and people keep driving up to flirt with you.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *returns to Australia*
SCENARIO: You kick a wall
RESPONSE: It kicks me back and I land in a hole in Australia with Enkerzed.
SCENARIO (for Enkerzed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANI0tJRIt08
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Report video since it was apparently stolen
SCENARIO: Vikings appear from nowhere around you