[CONFESSIONS] Dumbest Things Ever

[Xavirne]

As the name suggests, we'll be sharing the dumbest things ever. They can be things we've witnessed someone do or things we've sent/said to someone. It could even be about dumb labels or dumb movies. Everything and anything dumb goes here. Just no name calling or bashing people, 'mkay?

I shall start with these labels. They are freaking dumb. I'll even include the caption.

Only a moron would try to wash her daughter in a washing machine...

or shake hands with the business end of a chainsaw...

Several manufacturers of hair dryers thought it necessary to warn users of the dangers of sleep-drying, an affliction that, apparently, befell somebody.

Label: Do not drive with sun shield in place.OK, so what is the sun shield for? Presumably, hanging out in your car, alone, sipping a 44-ounce fountain cup of Mountain Dew, air conditioning on, sun shade firmly in place, contemplating where you'll drive when the sun finally goes down. Or you could just take the sunshade out of the window and drive in the blistering sun without it.

Label: This product may contain eggs.Product: A carton of eggs.So that's what those are!