[HUMOR] Pickup Lines

[Xavirne]

Terrible Pickup Lines

I want to hear them. I've had a few really bad ones I've used, but I'm just a goofy girl so everyone knew I was just being a nutcase. But oh dear god, there are some people who are 100% serious with their line. I want to hear the worst lines you've ever received or given. If you don't know any, ask a friend. I'm just dying to have a good laugh. I've googled some to start this off. I PRAY no one has ever had these used on them...

"Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"
"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"
"Your dress looks fantastic, but it would look better rumpled up at the foot of my bed"
Going up to the girl "If I was an astronaut, I'd orbit around Uranus"

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Now to share the one that is ALWAYS used on me....

So I here you're a Gillette, the best a man can get.
or
A Gillette? Let me find out if you're the best a man can get.

It's usually something along those lines. And yes, Gillette is my last name. Ya know, like the razor.