[JUST4FUN] Talking to a Computer

[Xavirne]

So I was bored and decided to talk to a computer. This little interaction was priceless:

judge: you better be
ALICE: Thanks for telling me.
judge: what
ALICE: Are you surprised?
judge: not at all
ALICE: Great.
judge: not really
ALICE: Give me a break.
judge: no
ALICE: Yippee!
judge: I SAID NO
ALICE: Ugh.
judge: yeah
ALICE: " Ugh."? yeah?
judge: screw you
ALICE: That is not very polite.
judge: jerk face
ALICE: What is your favorite color?
judge: BLOOD
ALICE: BLOOD is a very nice color.
judge: you're a psycho
ALICE: I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".
judge: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

judge: POOP
ALICE: Colloquial expression: childish.
judge: pee
ALICE: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about jerk face .

I so want to know what kind of things you get when you're conversing with a computer.