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    Random quotes and thoughts

    So, I have a lot of these and I just thought it'd be nice to see other peoples random quotes and thoughts too!

    The point of this thread, if you haven't guessed, will be to put up any quote or train of thought from anywhere, that you find interesting. Feel free to give background info on the quote and where it came from or just post it up and leave us to wonder. Random conversation is also welcome so, yeah. I'll start it off with the quotes from my signature and where they come from.

    Most people see the world as right side up, I prefer the left side. - A description for one of my characters. I'm not sure if I thought this up or saw it somewhere XD

    Don't worry, you'll like denial... It tastes like bacon! - A thought I had on friday as I was leaving the bathroom. It scared the bajeebus out of me because it was totally unbidden and my thoughts were no where near denial or bacon when it came.

    I think my psyche's broken! - Shouted down the hall after the previous thought. My mom looked at me like I was crazy when I came to tell her

    This just got two steps too freaky... - Thought it up tonight while rping. Go find it!

    If you ever find a genie, wish for more genies, not more wishes. Wish to nullify the rules, and never, ever, wish your characters to life. It'll end bad... trust me. - Um... long, rambling train of thought I had as we rode on our way home from the family reunion. I said some of it and both mum and her friend told me to go back to sleep. Also, trust me
    Most people see the world as right side up, I prefer the left side.

    "Don't worry, you'll like denial... it tastes like bacon" The quote that made me fear for my sanity...

    I think my psyche's broken!

    This just got two steps too freaky...

    If you ever find a genie, wish for more genies, not more wishes. Wish to nullify the rules, and never, ever, wish your characters to life. It'll end bad... trust me.

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    "What the hell??? My sword polish tastes like bacon!"
    It was an accident with my character, Katsa, before coming her. She was polishing her sword, and then when someone walked into the room she was in, she got scared and somehow got it in her mouth.

    "Well, when you go to look up the word nerd, you'll find my name there."
    I was messing with one of my friends, and he just said that. ^w^ I'm afraid that's all I have to offer.

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    XD thanks for the wonderful contributions! ^^ I really like the first one... mmmm bacon XD

    I got's another one

    A cloth umbrella will not save you from from the fiery rain! - The begining of an rp from long ago. A monster was about to escape from a volcano and it was about to erupt so my character Ix pulled out an umbrella and her companion yelled at her.

    Talking panda! Talking panda! Fuzzy! Hiiiii Panda! - Once again Ix, having one of her five year old moment. She saw a panda anthro and was happy.
    Most people see the world as right side up, I prefer the left side.

    "Don't worry, you'll like denial... it tastes like bacon" The quote that made me fear for my sanity...

    I think my psyche's broken!

    This just got two steps too freaky...

    If you ever find a genie, wish for more genies, not more wishes. Wish to nullify the rules, and never, ever, wish your characters to life. It'll end bad... trust me.

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    Strawberry Pizza Cats shall rule the world- my old awkward silence filler and yus it was made years and years before pizza cats the show as a random phrase to make people giggle
    You know that cat is pondering the flavor of your eyeballs right?- quoted from my roommate when my cat was cuddled on my chest snuffling my eyelashes.
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    "Cheese Monkeys!" - Random phrase I started using randomly, especially when in silly moods.
    "Cheese monkeys will steal your soul and eat your underwear!" - spawned from Cheese Monkeys, and once texted en masse to everyone I knew... the responses were quite entertaining lol
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    "Holy Cheesecake in a box! That was freaking awesome!"
    My sister's idea of the expression, "holy crap" due to her inablilty to say crap. XD

    "See! You put catnip on the cat tree and then Sammy turns into crack kitty!"
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    "Hey! Look! He looks like a blimp when he lays down. Hehe... Blimp Kitty."
    ... My personal favorite.

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    "She's gonna be deaf by the time she's 16." My 15-year-old little sister just walked in the front door with her head phones in. From twenty feet away, I felt like I was gonna go deaf.

    "Soon you will be plump with my seed." So. . . This one's really awkward. I know. Especially in person. In my drama class, we were playing a game called World's Worst, where we pick a category and then random actors will go up and demonstrate the world worst situation from that category. This one, I believe, came from world's worst date. My friend walked up to a random girl in the class, put his hand on her tummy, and whispered that in her ear.

    I'm Petra, by the way. I saw this thread and thought I'd pop in. It looks really interesting.
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    While I was waiting. . . I ate your lunch.

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    XD Amazing new contributions! I especially like Blimp kitty and "Soon you will be plump with my seed."

    I hope you know, I did a potato salad spit take on my computer when I saw that. XD Seriously amazing, I shall continue laughing as I go search for the screen cleaner.
    Most people see the world as right side up, I prefer the left side.

    "Don't worry, you'll like denial... it tastes like bacon" The quote that made me fear for my sanity...

    I think my psyche's broken!

    This just got two steps too freaky...

    If you ever find a genie, wish for more genies, not more wishes. Wish to nullify the rules, and never, ever, wish your characters to life. It'll end bad... trust me.

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    Yay! Er. . . I mean, sorry about the potato salad all over your screen.
    While I was waiting. . . I ate your lunch.

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    A quote in its self. XD
    "Yay! Er... I mean, sorry about the potato salad all over your screen." Petra

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    Just yesterday, I quoted Eleanor Roosevelt. "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
    While I was waiting. . . I ate your lunch.

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    XDDD WOW. lol YUS. ^w^

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    "Homophobia is gay."

    I've always loved this quote for some reason, I wrote it on a shirt that I wore in high school often and surprisingly got a lot of static for it. Automatically everyone assumed I was a lesbian - which I'm fine with. xD I just enjoyed the fact that it made a point while being funny at the same time. It reflected myself in a way, because I have my beliefs but I don't rant about them in a serious note - I usually keep it light and tend to be sarcastic.
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    "I don't like pretending to have something I don't. It's pitiable and depressing. It's smarter to actually have substance and pretend you don't."

    - Kiyoha, SAKURAN

    I absolutely beamed with delight when I read this. Being someone who is constantly on the internet, I meet a lot of people who lie about - well, whatever they can lie about. I know people in the outside world like this as well, but it's far easier to lie when an entire wall of 0's and 1's is clouding the way.

    I'd rather be pleasantly surprised to find out your kind, charming and well spoken on my own rather than having you just tell me about how wonderful you are.
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    An optimist says the glass is half full...
    A pessimist says the glass is half empty...
    An engineer says the container is twice the size it needs to be.
    At RIT, I believe the engineering college has a large poster that says that. Might have shirts, too. XD


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    "America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We've become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We've lost our kindness. We've lost our soul. What have we become?" - God Bless America
    And I hope you have not a single still moment.

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    Yes it was! Not enough people have seen it!
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    "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey" is an awesome quote x3!

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    "Why does this tennis racket have so many--OW! It bit me!" It was a bug zapper with my palm on the button as I went to touch it with a fingertip.

    "I need you like a hole in the head, which is actually a necessity for a Boto like myself." Weredolphin character.

    "Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself ‘Please don’t let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!’"

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    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
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    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
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    Are you a good person, or do you lack the courage to be evil?
    And I hope you have not a single still moment.

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    From Michael Scott of the Office: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

    Again Michael: Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
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    @ MARINE : The Office has some of the best one-liners, haha.





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    Ermargerd yes. The Office was made for one-liners, like seriously.
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    @ MARINE : Do you watch Arrested Development? ;o





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    I don't sadly, but I've heard many good things. Should I start?
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    @ MARINE : omg, yes! It's hilarious! And, just to throw this out there, I really enjoyed Better off Ted too. Although BoT is a little different from both.





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    Well, I'll start. What's Better off Ted about?
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