Ahem, simma down. Simma down. I SAID SIMMER DOWN.

Right, because that's the best way to get someone's attention.

Ummm...

Wow, the fate of this contest rests in your hands? Sheesh, I feel bad for the world. Any who, welcome folks of WTFRPG! I'm your host, Aelki [STAFF]. Perhaps you've bumped into me before. That virtual world of NMO (Nonu Maihel Online). Yeah, that's where I come from. My co-host, Allyssandra [STAFF], and I are the Nick Canons of this game. And, well, you've met three of your judges. But for continuity's sake, we'll introduce them one at a time. From left to right, give it up to... guys, say your name and location of fame, okay?

Renner Casanova. Burn in Heaven.

Reyna Alexander-Hayes. Also, Burn in Heaven.

Hello, everyone! I'm X'zimzizi Zinbhe. I'm also from NMO!

Tony Stark. Playboy, billionaire, genius, philanthropist. I am Iron Man.

Hansel. I hunt witches with my sister Gretel.

Hiya! I'm Odette and this is Honk. We're from Witch Hunters, just like Hansel!

Well folks, we have a nice range of judges for you all. Why don't we let them sit down and I'll move onto explaining what this whole thing is about. Sound good? Aelki out!