Goodnight, I just realized how many posts you have gained since you came here, Alex. Now I'm not sure I can keep up with you, but I'd give it a shot.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
Hello, nice to meet you, Alex. I would absolutely love to do a roleplay with you. Well, check out my request page if you'd like. Here you go.
Please, don't let me get bored or this might actually happen.