RESPONSE: I am a loveseat! XD
SCENARIO: Krie has been betrothed to a man she has never met!
RESPONSE: Worst day ever. Turns out to be crush in disguise and all is well.
SCENARIO: Kriemedean and all others who have posted on this thread thus far flee from this thread forever.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Well, looks like I am immune to all that!
SCENARIO: Enk is alone at home, and he says to himself. "Yes, I am a cat." But is Krie around to hear his confession?
RESPONSE: "Yes, you are a cat."
SCENARIO: Someone new to this thread comes up with something. Also, godzilla is destroying New York City!
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
Response: Woohoo! Godrilla!
Scenario: It's starts to rain rabit panda's, what do you do?
Please, don't let me get bored or this might actually happen.