Greetings unsuspecting prey! Er, I mean... members of WTFRPG!

It is I! Or us? Anyway, it's your ominous moderating staff... *snicker* We have come to instruct you to log in promptly Friday, October 26th for a wonderful... eh.. heh.. heh ha ha SURPRISE! (Of doom) *cackle* Do not wait until after Friday, November 2nd because then it will be too late! (And you'd ruin my dastardly plan you fickle lambs, you!) But er... yes, please come and join in some harmless, painless, maybe tortureless fun.... Bwah ha ha ha HA HA HA- *cough cough cough* (Holy science, I am getting too old for this.)

Sincerely,
Your powerless Staff