The Right Handed Writer

[Hiuknowme]

BEWARE: Uncomfortable content regarding female periods and what results from them! Also, repetitive, explicit language usage You have been warned.

Sure2HerWord: How the hell do we still manage to be on the same time schedule for our periods? If I am correct, You, -Omitted Name- and I are all on our periods at the same time.
Sent at 9:38 PM on Sunday
Sure2HerWord: URGH.
me: WHAT
I blame the moon
I've heard that our periods follow the moon cycle
Sure2HerWord: Not every females'.
me: XD
It's a near new moon tonight
^u^
Chocolate
Ilovechocolatesomuch
Sure2HerWord: MY VAGINA HATES ME
I can't have artifical sweetners any more because the reaction is a fucking UTI.
me: Is it possible to feel stabs of pain in 6 places at once, in time with each other, in the same region of the body.
?
It shouldn't be.
Its just not fair.
I'm sorry.
Sure2HerWord: sigh I just needed to rant that to someone.
You were the nearest victim that wouldn't mind too much of this oversharing...
me: I spologize
Oh, its okay
I dont mind
Sure2HerWord: Oh.
HEY
Odd question time.
me: WAIT
Sure2HerWord: MMKAY
me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkSdh5kGxEA
Sure2HerWord: LOL, I've seen that.
me: It's amazing.
Sure2HerWord: YUS.
me: I think I'm going to post it and tag every male I know
Wait
I should wait on that important decision untul my period is finished
I might have porr judgement today
Sure2HerWord: Poor judgement? Explain.
me: I do stupid stuff on my period.
Like all my inhibitions are released
I rant and rave and make out and accuse people with no evidence and act like an idiot overall
So I make a habit of putting off all important decisions until my period is finished
And my head is clear of pain and/or medication
Or chocolate induce happiness
I also talk alot
I;ve noticed
I think you have too
ARE YOU THERE
Sure2HerWord: YEEEES.
me: Oh look, she came back
I was wondering if you disapearededed
FUCK TOO MANY EDEDED
Sure2HerWord: Explain your last comment?
me: I have walls of text
WALLS
OF
TEXT
I talk too much..
Sure2HerWord: XD It is okay.
me: shame on me.
My fingers need muzzles
Do they invent that?
Muzzled fingers?
Sure2HerWord: I have an odd thing to tell you about that I found earlier...
me: OH
Sure2HerWord: AND HAH. NO
me: Yeah
What was that odd thing
You said
Earlier
Before i interrupted you
With youtub
Youtube is amazing
But the popups are ridiculous
They're like
POP
and Im like
FUCK OOOOF!
Are you there?
Oh no, shes disappeared again.
T.T
Sure2HerWord: Okay, so i was in the shower and I was rinsing off and I look down. Looks like there is a red beta in the tub with me. I lean down and scoop it up with a cup to find that it was my period blood and it was all clumpy and freaking big and fish shaped.
._.
me: Oh
You know youre period is you uterus lining
right?
Sure2HerWord: Yeah. It just freaked me out. XD
FREAKING FISH SHAPED
me: O.O
NO WONDER IT SMELLS LIKE FISH
FIIISH PERIIOOODDD
Fishy
Fishy
FISH FISH MCBITES
Sure2HerWord: AND THIS IS WHY I TALK TO YOU.
me: MCBITES
Sure2HerWord: YES
me: FISH FISH MCBITES
MICBITES
dun dun dun
FISHY FISHY
Oh, damn this medication
Sure2HerWord: You just made me laugh to hard.
me: I'm fucking high.
DAMN THE PAMPRIN
DOWN TO FISHY HEEELLLLL
Sure2HerWord: I would imagine so. I am high on UTI meds and other crap to keep me from being so pissed off.
me: I am so totally posting this convo.
Sure2HerWord: XD LOL OKAY
Sent at 9:51 PM on Sunday
me: I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO COPY AND PASTE

And later...

me: You know, my period was nearly 2 weeks late
xD
Sure2HerWord: As mine was. ._.
me: o.o
Sure2HerWord: O_O