- Give characters more than fifteen names.
- Give characters more than twenty-two nicknames.
- Destroy the wicked evil organisation in three posts or less.
- Logically deconstruct the bad guy's rationale.
- Use "wet ferret" as a personality description.
- Make a one man "comedy duo"
- Setting off a nuclear bomb in the middle of a city was not a clever ending to the story.
- "Silver-grey, sort of eye-shaped" was not a clever way to describe my character's eyes.
- “To see my character’s ego faceplant” is not a good excuse.
- Virginal pregnancy is better left to Bible stories.
- No, he did NOT pull out the dog's teeth to eliminate its bad breath.
- We do not poke dead bodies with satay sticks.
- "He slapped him with a dead fish" is not a good way to get on a character's good side.
- Do NOT dress the badass in drag.
- Her azure pools did NOT fill with crystalline tears that sparkled in the moonlight.
- Especially during the day.
- That glare was NOT an invitation.
- "Your fist to my face style" is not a form of martial art.
Location:
Australia ^_^
Interests:
Writing, anime, manga, reading, singing and obsessively collecting stationery