I was born on a pirate ship sailing over the molten lava seas of the planet Khalmalgaf'n. My parents taught me how to catch lava-mermaids. When I was 15 I befriended a celestial sky-turtle, and rode on it's back through the stars. I stopped on planet Gn'fl'dak and destroyed a secret robo-baby factory that would have erased the universe from existence. I then fled to Earth in order to hide from corrupt space cops, and here I continue to hide out, roleplaying to pass the time.