OOC : TCD Crack Roleplay

Volitaire was helped up by his good ol' buddy. He was dusting himself off until suddenly he caught sight of a very strange Lolita. In light of the current situation and because his back was drenched in the puddle he only figured... "That's me isn't it...?" The dark Lolita turned her head and stood up on her tipsy toes before gaining a better posture and placed her hands on her hips and leaned over to Enzo. "You wouldn't help a lady up? Shame on you, mister!" She plucked Enzo's nose then looked over to Volitaire. "Hmmmmmm? You look veeeeery familiar... GASP! ARE YOU MY BROTHER!? I have a big brother! Or a uhh... Little brother? How old are you? And where have you been? Mom's going to be maaaaaaad at you for being gone for the past seventeen years~" Volitaire couldn't even bring himself to respond to what he was seeing. He just kept a constant frightened gaze at her. He shook his head and pinched the bridge of his nose. "No... You're just a... Feminine me..." The Lolita shrieked then started to giggle, playfully pushing her male persona. He titled her head sideways and her long hair fell more over her shoulder. She smacked her lips apart making a popping noise and humming. "For a male me... You sure are... Hopeless. Is this what happens when a guy hasn't dropped his tennis balls? That's what mommy always told me, anyway~" Volitaire turned around and sat on some of the rubble, feeling the stinging defeat of being told off by himself. She giggled and and made a playful raspberry in Volitaire's direction. Spiting him more. "Hey you~ The one that looks like a hobo. Where's Sky? Have you seen her?" The Lolita asked.

"Duplicates. But, genderbent?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. She stared at Volitaire's counterpart. Grinning, she looked back at the male. "Lolita?" She didn't expect it out of him, but in a way... It completely made sense. She didn't expect the girl to be so, cute. Kira couldn't help but to laugh. Voli looked so, confused, it was almost comical. "She's too cute." She muttered, grinning. Looking over at David and Jacen, she tilted her head. Now they had a slushy.

A female Sky? What? --What kind of potion?

Jacen cocked his head and looked at the puddle.
"Last thing I remember was the jar Enzo spilled...and oh shit."
Jacen quickly put two and two together as he stared at his hand and the jar that still laid on the ground.
If that jar is how the girls showed up...then that means when I put the spilled slushy in the jar...well-
He was snapped out his thoughts as a high, oddly Hispanic sounding voice yelled out.
"What the fuck, these putas decided to fight in a wrecked store! The fuck is this blue shit all over the ground!?" A young lady about Jacen's complexion, a tad shorter and dressed in a black tanktop, blue jean shorts, and a navy blue fitted bearing the NY Yankees logo approached him. She had black hair, long and curly complete with blue eyes.
"You have got to be kidding me..." He facepalmed and then tried to reason with her.
"Look, I'm not one for fighting when I don't need to, so let's just-
"So you're the pendejo who started this shit, huh? Even though you're my counterpart...you ain't bad to look at. Tell you what, I'm not gonna fight...but you and me are gonna get outta here." She gave him a smirk that all but posted a neon sign saying "handle your business". She walks up...mad as shit...and now she wants the fucking D? What kind of summer day is this... Jacen looked around the destroyed store, the jar laying on the floor and the female versions of Voli and Enzo. The former of which looked like something out of a straight maid centered TV show. He looked back up and noticed the hole in the ceiling. Then again...anything beats staying in this store or police attention.
"Fuck it, not like there's anything worth doing here..." He turned for the exit, with his female counterpart latching onto his arm.

David looked between the three boys, and his eyes managed to wander back to fem!Voli. She was really cute. "V-Volitaire I didn't know... You'd make such a cute girl.." She had the whole lolita thing going on, and David was sort of into that. He flushed lightly as he realized he said that out loud, and put his hand over his mouth. "Erm. I mean...."

In the distance the Loli heard a newer voice, sounded a bit... shy. She turned her head and had a wide and innocent grin spread across her face. Dimples perched and red at the compliment she was given. She figured he must've been talking about her when she heard the name "Volitaire". Must've been her male name. She warped into David's shadow, looking up to him with bright red eyes through her straight cut fringe, giggling almost uncontrollably. "Now what was that tall and handsome? I didn't quite hear that~!" She tugged on David's hand and leaned forward a little more, showing her bust through the rim of her collar. It was almost poking out, the girl was blessed with perky breasts and was a early bloomer. She turned her hips side-to-side excitedly waiting for David's answer. Her frilled skirt turned along with her hips.

David flushed up more, unable to keep his eyes off her perky chest. "U-uhh. Um. What? T-Tall and handsome? Ahaa.. Y-You're not talking to me, are you?.." He let out a nervous laugh and looked at her adorable face. Those dimples, her eyes. She was really cute. Not to mention kinda hot. He looked away, trying to maintain his cool. But it wasn't working. "I-I didn't.. S-Say anything...." he managed to mumble.

Enzo shamefully flinched when the female Volitaire plucked his nose. He was utterly confused by the entire situation, but understood well that, surprisingly, it was his fault. Genderbends were on the loose, going to unleash whatever hell they can.
When she asked for Sky, he didn't know how to respond. "Sky? A-actually, I-.."

He was interrupted at the voice of a raging Hispanic, and before he could do anything, Jacen was already leaving with her. "Jacen! Wait!" It was a lost cause, so he decided to turn around and focus on the girl, but now she had gone and shadow warped.

Enzo was getting ready to pop, but not here. He put his hands to his head like it was getting ready to explode. "Guys, can we figure this out in the dorms?!"

Volitaire whined and ignored the fact David was being flirted on by his female persona. He wished all of this wasn't happening but he couldn't escape this hell. He wanted to just disappear altogether.

Meanwhile...

The Loli clung closer to David, giggling more trying to hold it all back. She rested her head on his bicep and kicked her feet forward. "Of course I'm talking to you, you towering cutieee~! Why so red? I think you make a cute brunette instead!" She playfully nicked David's glasses and placed them over her eyes, the magnification of her eyes made her look like a complete dolt, but she somehow remained to be all "cutesy wutesy~". "These are so foggy... How do you see, mister?" She breathed over the lenses making a fog over them and wiping them clean before placing them back on David's blushing face. When they finally fit back into place over David's eyes she smiled with a very suggestive glare piercing through those thick lenses and into his wandering eyes. She blinked and her grin relaxed a bit. To tip the cherry on top, she elegantly pushed her hair back with the strands falling from in between her fingers. "Is that better~? Can you see?" She giggled at her silly flirtations.

David turned the reddest he had ever been, and couldn't even manage to form words. "I-I.. U-Uh. U-Um..H-Haaa..."

Kira's eyes widened. Holy shit, was the femVoli flirtatious. Who knew Volitaire would actually be similar to that. Maybe he had a secret lifestyle no one knew before. She was stuck watching as David was teased and flirted with. Should she help him? He didn't seem to be in pain, but he also seemed flustered. Extremely so. Somehow, she didn't like the fact that he was enjoying it so much.

"Ugh. Better go rescue him." She muttered, using that as an excuse. Quickly heading toward the pair, she reached out and grabbed David's arm. Tugging him sharply out of the girl, she shot a slight warning look, wrapping her arms around David. "This cutie's too big for you, sorry, ma petit amie~ Find yourself someone else, non?" Yep. This is just to help the guy out. No other ulterior motives.

A new girl appeared around David. The Loli was confused, she hadn't realized that someone else was after him. Unfortunately, she was very possessive and always tried to get what she wanted. She squinted her eyes and curved her lip while eying down this other cougar in her watering hole. She let go of David and held her hand to her side. "Well, you could've just told me that you two were having a thing instead of being rude!" Unlike Volitaire who could keep his temper on a good restraint, she couldn't. If someone even dare spoke out of tone with her she'd start to throw a tantrum. He hair slowly rose with a thick black aura, similar to Volitaire's when he uses his shadow magic. Black whips extended from the strands of her hair and slithered about in unison with her growing frown.

David simply stood there, in shock. What was Kira doing? He was glad she was holding him, but why? Too big for her? Find someone else? Was Kira saving him or being possessive? He couldn't tell, but it made him kind of happy. But then the female Voli let go of his hand, and he frowned. She had soft hands, he didn't want her to let go. Why can't I have both?

"U-Um.. Wh...What are you two..?" He couldn't even finish his sentence because the two girls were glaring at each other. It was almost scary. "........Uhh..? L-Ladies, don't fight.. Um.. Please?..." He didn't want more chaos. He managed to slip away from Kira and backed up a bit, eyeing the two of them. "..."

Kira almost smirked. "That Was asking nicely." She'd considered it polite. After all, her tone hadn't been too hostile. So, maybe she could've done without the yanking. Soon, the younger girl had shadows moving around. Almost frowning, she raised an eyebrow. "What, is that?" She hadn't actually seen Voli in action before. Now she was on edge. This wouldn't bode well. "I'm sorry?"

Her shadows began to flick around wildly and she kept her strong grimace towards Kira, her fists began to ball up and she grit her teeth. Her breathing picked up and a black smog began to surround her tiny fists. "A-Apologize... You better apologize...!" There was a faint growl in her soft voice. Her legs were shaking, almost like she was ready to pounce! Her little shoulders chugged up and down along with her heavy breathing. Slowly, her strands of extended shadowy whips made from her hair pointed towards Kira and her eyes began to glow under her straight fringe.

"Whoa whoa whoa there!" David stepped between the two, grabbing Kira's arm and keeping her close to him so she didn't end up getting hurt. "Alright, how about we just take it down a notch, and cool out."

Silver stood not too far away watching the show, curious about the liquid spilled on the ground not too far away. She walked over to it, and dipped her finger in it to see what it was. Before she knew it, a cloud appeared before her with a loud poof. Once it cleared, a taller man at around 6 feet with black wavy hair and green eyes was there. He looked similar to Silver. He eyed her, looked around, saw Volita and the others, and sighed. "What sort of bullshit did I get myself into now?" Silver blinked and stared at the man. Who was he, and where did he come from?

A whip of joint locks of the Lolita's hair lashed David across the face. She pouted and her hair had finally relaxed and her shadows had retracted back into her black strands. She stomped her tiny foot and huffed out at David, while crossing her arms. "That's for not telling me you were seeing someone!" "She stormed away, going back over to the new man that had suddenly appeared and stayed by his side. "You're here too~!? Is everyone suddenly showing up!?" She had asked the enigmatic character.

First the heated staredown between Kira and 'Volita' and now it seemed Silver's counterpart joined in. Enzo couldn't take anymore, and walked out of the store. There was a vehicle around the corner that belonged to the Council's army. Had someone called them in? Focusing in, it seemed like they were also fooled. Nobody could see past a Guardian's illusions, not even the Council.

Enzo looked up into the sky. "If I were a girl, where would I be?" He thought out loud. The chill breeze brushed past him. It felt good, considering how hot it was. He decided to head back to the campus alone. He could think better when he was in the safety of his own dorm room.

Kira raised an eyebrow. Sure, she was surprised by David pulling her closer, but she was even more surprised by the girl's slap. It was a super childish reaction, yet it was so, damn cute. She had to resist hugging the girl. Just, too cute. Once she calmed down and paid attention to another male, she turned to David. "Geeze... I can't, she's too cute." she muttered.

Eyeing the new male, she smirked. "He's really easy on the eyes." He was tall, and he had hair that made her want to run her hands through it. It seemed fluffy.

David took the lash, which was harder than he expected. It sent his glasses flying, and he rubbed his face. That hurt. "B-But I'm not seeing h-..." He sighed. It was no use. He couldn't see, and he figured she stomped off somewhere. Apparently someone else had shown up that she knew. But who was it now? Since he couldn't see, he just kept holding onto Kira. He hoped she didn't mind. David sighed. "Yeah, real cute alright.."

The tall boy looked down at the small girl and sighed. "Yeah, I'm here. Volita, what's this about? Who are these people, anyways?" He leaned an arm on the girl, blowing some hair out of his face and peering at Silver with his narrow, emerald green eyes. "Haha, she kinda looks like me if I were a chick." Silver's eyes grew wide. "Wait, is this... My.. Male self?.."
"Whoa, you mean this actually is me as a chick? I thought I'd have more curves. Whatever, she's just as hot as I expected." Silver pouted her lips out and crossed her arms, taking a step back. "And who is that babe over there with the long black hair and beautiful eyes? My my, we sure hit a jackpot here," he spoke loud enough for Kira and David to hear them, with a smirk on his face.

David frowned and wrapped an arm around Kira's shoulders. "Easy on the eyes? He sounds like a tool. Uh, Kira, can you help me find my glasses?..."

A light giggled escaped Volita's lips that she covered with her hand. Taking a look at Silver she can admit the girl was beautiful, she almost wanted to surround her an analyze her. But if she was anything like her male counterpart she'd probably crucify the poor girl. "You figured it out Seth~! We managed to come across out 'genderbends'! Aren't they funny~!?" Volita ran over to Silver and chuckled when she approached, pointing her open palm at Silver to signify she wanted to shake hands. She had the warmest of grins across her pink shaded cheeks. "So what's your name if you're Seth's genderbend, hmmmmmm~?" She asked Silver.

"S-Seth?... Your name is Seth? What the hell kind of name is that?" Silver stared at Seth and almost glared. She couldn't believe her male self was this... Perverted-seeming. Looking at the girl as she approached, she hesitantly stuck her hand out, shaking the girls hand. "S-Silver."

"You make fun of my name then tell us your name is Silver? At least I'm not named after a metal." Seth rolled his eyes and strolled over to Silver, sticking his arm around her and leaning in close to her. Silver was clearly uncomfortable. "But look, I'll cut you some slack, since this is our first time meeting and you seemed to be caught off guard, 'kay? Plus, you're cute, so it's alright." He brought his hand up and touched one of Silver's strands of hair, before grinning and looking back towards Kira. "That your friend?" Silver looked towards Kira with an almost frightened look on her face. She slid out of Seth's grip and walked back towards Kira and David, almost hiding behind them.

Volita gently shook Silvers hand and sported a warm smile to Silver. She was pleased meeting another girl, especially one that resembled her big bro Seth. For a moment she made total eye contact with Silver and gasped in amazement. "You have reeeaaaallllyyy pretty eyes, Silver! I wish my eyes were pretty like yours..." Volita muttered under her breath with a pout. She let go of Silvers hand and put hers back at her waist. "You know... I like your fashion sense too! You dress very well! At least it looks like you care! Unlike Seth in the mornings... Ugh, trust me..." Volita had whispered to Silver.

Kira raised an eyebrow again. Was he a little upset? Maybe. Shrugging it off, she focused on trying to find those glasses. "You know, you need to let me go if you want me to help you." She teased. Giving Seth a slight wink at his compliment, she chuckled. Oh, this was going to be fun. She needed another person to tease and joke around with. Honestly, she was used to the flirting. It was something she was used to, and it was all in good fun. Giving Silver a concerned look, she tilted her head. The girl looked terrified of this whole situation. "You ok?" she asked.

"No!" Silver whispered angrily at Kira. "That guy is a total creep! If I weren't already preoccupied with trying to prevent the common folk from seeing this, I would have beat his ass by now." Silver frowned, still standing behind the two and peering at the genderbends occasionally. Silver noticed the orange rimmed glasses on the ground not too far away, and quickly picked them up to hand them to David. David put them back on and looked to Volita and Seth, narrowing his eyes at Seth. "Tch.. He is a tool, isn't he." He held Kira closer, and turned. "We should go back to school now. We've been gone long enough."

As David went to walk back towards school, Seth was in front of them. Damn those illusionists, being able to hide their presence so well. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the rush, four-eyes? We're simply curious, we just want to get to know you guys a bit." He raised his eyebrow at David, and glanced to Silver, then to Kira. He looked Kira up and down, not being subtle about it at all. "C'mon.. Don't be so uptight."

David didn't like the way he looked at Kira, and let go of her to step a bit closer to Seth, happy that he was at least a bit taller than him by a few inches. "Listen, we gotta go back to school. You guys can go do whatever. I don't care. I'm pretty sure no one else does either. So if you'll excuse us, pretty boy." He pushed up his glasses, grabbing Kira's hand and walking past Seth. Silver quickly followed, glaring at him.

Volita pouted seeing Silver leave. She assumed she didn't like her comments on her outfit and just decided to wave goodbye to the three. "Bye bye~! It was nice meeting you all!!" She chuckled to herself, she enjoyed meeting new people. She soon went back to her genderbend and and sat down next to him. Volitaire was still sitting down attempting to ignore all of what he was seeing. He was blocking this all off so much that he missed Seth. He saw Volita sit down next to him from the corner of his eye. He turned to face her with a displeased look on his face. "You're like the little sister that just happened, you know that?" Voli stated. Volita took a bit of offense to Voli's harsh words backed up by confusion and aggravation. She whipped him with a few strands of her hair as fitting punishment. She stuck her tongue out and rested on Voli's shoulder, beginning to fall asleep. She seemed to work herself out being so upbeat and cheerful around her new acquaintances and decided to fall asleep on her "brothers" shoulder. "Yaaaawwwwn~ Wake me later, okay big brother?" Volita said with a quiet yawn with her eyes closed. For some reason Voli felt like he should leave her to her rest. So he didn't decided to move and let her sleep on his shoulder. It almost did feel like he had a younger sister.

Enzo kept his head on a swivel on his way back to his dorm. He was on the look out for his look-a-like, for he feared that she could cause a lot of trouble. It kind of felt like a good thing that he didn't find her on the way in the dorm. He closed the door behind him, locked it, and leaned on it.

Enzo let out the biggest sigh he could. Some of his stress went along with it. He always felt safe in his room. With a lock and blinds that could shade him from the outside world, it was relieving. Not to mention his room was nice and chilly compared to the blazing sun outside. He first decided to change clothes - the casuals he was wearing was around his 5th pair, he had lost count easily. He quickly slid off his shirt, disposing of it into the trashbin. Maybe I should go out of town. He wondered as he removed the rest of his clothing and changed into more 'stay-at-home' clothes. Not even bothering to put on socks or shoes. Alone, maybe.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Enzo flopped backwards onto his bed, staring at the ceiling fan above him. He made many mistakes and regrettable moves, and the day wasn't even over yet. From attempting to cheat, to rudely treating a girl like an alien, to molesting women, destroying several store properties, and unleashing a potentially deadly threat on the town.

He figured it would be best if he disappeared for a while, and see if his friends' situations would improve, an 'experiment', he labeled it.

Silver obviously didn't enjoy the man's antics. A creep? Oh my. Watching her get something off the ground, The blue eyed female noticed they were David's glasses. Oh. Good. That was quick. Giving David a curious look, Kira gave a slight sigh at his words. Their shopping trip was a disaster. They didn't manage to buy Anything. Fuck. But, being held by David was kind of nice.

As they headed out, she tilted her head. Hm.. Where did the others go? She had to wonder. Quickening her steps as to not fall behind, and not to get her arm pulled out of her socket, she was surprised to find Seth in front of them. "How the hell..." She muttered, confused. How'd he manage to catch up so quickly? Seeing the look he gave her, Kira almost made a face. He was basically looking at her like a piece of meat. So, maybe he Is a little toolish.

"Ah, well. Bye." Kira stated, almost looking amused as she gave a slight wave. If she didn't know any better, David seemed jealous. Silver probably just hated how the guy was acting. If she hadn't dealt with it for most of her life, it'd get annoying to her too.

Seth almost started laughing at David's reaction. "Man, so protective of your women, aren't you? It's alright, I would be too if I had a couple of babes hangin' around me like that. Especially if I looked as dorky as you. Pfff... Four eyes.. Haha.." He couldn't contain it anymore. He started laughing loudly. David's eye twitched at that comment. He stopped, and turned back towards Seth, letting go of Kira completely. "....Why don't you guys go on ahead, I want to talk to this guy for a bit," he mumbled through his teeth as he ran his fingers through his hair.

Silver stood between David and Seth, who was still cracking up. "David, no, you can't let him win. Just walk away. Come on." Silver grabbed his hand and tried to pull him back, but he wasn't budging. "No, I think I really need to talk to this guy on how to be respectful. He seems like he needs a lesson or two." Silver sighed and let go of his hand, giving Kira a pleading look, asking for back up. If Seth was the male version of Silver, that meant that he had the same powers. Meaning, he wasn't someone David could handle easily.

Seth stood up right, and stopped laughing, wiping his eyes with a grin on his face. "Oh? You want to talk? Come on then, talk. No reason to hide whatever it is from the ladies."

"Oh. Oh no." Frowning, she gave Seth a slightly annoyed look. Now, this was getting out of hand. Having been let go, Kira looked at David, thinking on how to help. Not missing Silver's look, nor how agrivated David had gotten, she simply huffed. "Boys." Always acting like this. Really. David should have known better. This was exactly what Seth wanted. Time for Plan B? Whatever.

Making her way to David, she once again wrapped an arm around his side. Letting a hand trail up his shoulders, to his chin and trail his jawline, she gave him a sweet smile. "Daviiiid. Come on, let's go have some fun in the dorms, alright? Leave this jerk alone." She suggested, her tone sweetened in order to try and persuade him. After saying this, she gave Seth a warning look, her eyes narrowing a little.

David felt an arm around him, and a hand trailing up to his jaw. "Wha-" He looked to see Kira, who was asking to go 'have fun in the dorms'. Wait. What?... David stared at her, confused, flushing, and unsure. He saw the warning look she shot Seth, and figured it was all just an act to get him away. But fine, she wanted him to leave so much, so they would. "Right, that would be a better use of time." He huffed, glaring back at Seth. He did the whole, 'I got my eye on you' gesture, and wrapped an arm around Kira, turning to walk away. Silver simply stuck her tongue out at Seth and followed.

Seth started laughing more. "My my, how feisty they are. Voli, did you see that?.. Voli?" He turned to see her and the real Volitaire sitting together. She seemed to have passed out. "Tch, what am I gonna do with you?" Turning back to watch the others go, he couldn't help but continue looking at the girls. He shook his head. "What a waste of potential. Ah well, I'm sure there are finer ladies around here. Less nasty, too."

Once they were a good enough distance away, David looked down to Kira, who still had an arm around him. He of course still had his around her, too, but the important part was that her arm was still around him. "So, what was that? Did you just want me to leave that bad, or what? And the part where the other girl was all over me? Seemed almost like you were jealous."