OOC : TCD Crack Roleplay

Feeling him grab her hand before actually being tugged along with them, Kira blinked in surprise. "Oh. Because they just ran off and you were smart enough to stick with us. Don't worry. We won't let you look Bad." she tried reassuring him. It was so obvious the brunette was concerned. Well, she would be too. If she were to suddenly undergo a make-over without prior notice.

Quickening her steps, she walked beside David, instead of being pulled along. Passing a couple of racks, she quickly pulled out some shirts. "What size are you?" she asked, almost frowning. He was so tall, but he wasn't exactly 'big'.

David looked to Kira and frowned as well. "Size?.. Uhh..." He didn't really know what size he was. He normally just put on clothes, and if they fit, he bought them. "...L..arge?..."

Silver sighed as she watched David in his confusion. Length was more important than size. She glanced around, looking for an employee. When she saw one, she walked over to him, pointing to David and explaining they needed long clothes. The man looked to David with a surprise, seeing as they didn't have too many people as tall as him around here. He shook his head and spoke to Silver, who sighed and came back. "They don't have any clothes here that would fit him, but the guy said there was another store a few stores down just for men like David. Shall we?" Silver smiled, raising her eyebrows at the two.

David again slowly shook his head, but it was too late. Silver began walking towards the door, and he sighed. "What happened to shopping for you guys?.."

Her frown deepened. Damn. Putting back the things, she made a mental note on where they were. She'd want to come back for them later. For now, their new goal was David. This would actually be really interesting. There hadn't been a chance to do a make-over in a long time. Kira smirked, raising an eyebrow up at him. "We decided this would be more fun." Leading him out of the door, she followed Silver. "So, a store just for guys huh? That Would be better." She just hoped they had similar styles.

Noticing that Enzo, Volitaire, and Jacen were crowding around the magic shop from earlier, she smirked. Volitaire seemed to have caught himself a girl. Shaking her head, her eyes went back ahead. At least they'd know where the others were. "After we're done with this, we'll go back to shopping for us. No worries there."

David peered at the boys not too far away, giving them a look that said, 'save me'. He noticed a new girl with the other guys, and wondered who she was. She was kinda cute. Almost reminded him of a smaller Kira. He tilted his head at her, then glanced back to Kira. Yep, definite similarities. He sighed, realizing there was no way the guys would help him out of this, and no way he could get out of it either.

Silver happily walked along until they got to the store. "Oh, here it is." She went inside, walking right up to someone and pointing at David as he and Kira entered. The man working there nodded, and pointed to the back where there were plenty of different kinds of styles and clothes that would fit David perfectly. Silver motioned for them to follow as she moved towards the back and started looking at clothes.

David sighed again, noting that everything here looked far too fancy.

As they walked to the store, Kira noticed David looking at the girl with the other boys. Without realizing her actions, she slightly squeezed his hand and tugged his arm. Mostly to catch up with Silver. Quickening her steps in order to enter the store, she let go of his hand after Silver motioned for them to follow. Taking in the variety of styles, she smirked. "Seems like you got lucky, David." Or unlucky, depending on how he viewed it..

Enzo brushed himself off, and nodded towards Faye. "Pretty much what Jacen said." He began laughing at an attempt to break the ice, but the way Kenji was eyeing the potion caught his attention. "What is it, Kenji?" "Who gave you that?" "T-The woman in the shop, right there."

Kenji stormed into the shop, the doors swung back closed, preventing Enzo from seeing what he was up to. The question was, did he really want to? He shook the thought away, and caught sight of David and his silent plea for help. A sigh escaped Enzo. Him too? He was starting to get tired of saving people from females, but atleast he knew Silver and Kira better than Faye, who knows what Faye might do?

"Come on, guys." He beckoned to his friends. "You can come too if you want, Faye. You seem really nice." He gave her a friendly smile before crossing the street and going into the clothing store that the two girls dragged him into.

"David? David, where are you at?!" As he was calling for him, he quickly saw part of his body get yanked behind an aisle. There! Enzo darted for the corner, quickly turning past it like a man on a mission. "Hang on David!" He shouted.

In front of him, a mother and her child passed by with an overloaded shopping cart. A small, toddler's shirt fell out of the cart and drifted down onto the floor. Unfortunately, Enzo's foot landed right onto the fallen shirt, causing him to slide out of control. "-WAAH!" At the speed and direction Enzo was going, he was going to barge straight into Silver, Kira, and David. "W-WATCH OUT!!!"

He closed his eyes and flailed his arms about in an attempt to grab onto something. He knocked over several clothing stands on the way, but ultimately found two, conveniently placed objects to grab on, which stopped his sliding rampage.

Wait, why is this so fleshy? was the thought that crossed his mind. He had to squeeze them a few times to be sure. T-...This is.. Enzo slowly opened his eyes, one before the other. He had one hand on Silver's boob, and his other hand on Kira's.

"Oh."

David noticed the slight squeeze and tug on his hand after he noticed the girl, causing a light blush to come over his face. He shrugged it off as her wanting to catch up to Silver, though. He heard a familiar voice calling out to him, thanking God someone had come to save him. However, when he turned to see Enzo, he had made a mess and ended up falling and grabbing both Kira and Silver's boobs. How did he manage that? The lucky bastard..

Silver, however, was not pleased. "Enzo......" Her hand shot up to his as she grabbed it, bending it back as far is it could go without snapping it completely. "What, exactly, do you think you are doing?"

David eyed Kira and Silver, and took a couple steps back. "You- you guys know that was simply an accident, right? He slipped.. I saw it with my own eyes." Defending Enzo was the least he could do after he had attempted to come rescue David.

Silver glared at David, who took another step back and put up his hands in defense.

Kira stumbled back from the force of Something grabbing her chest. She'd heard the loud warning, but had been too slow to get out of the way. Instead of blushing, she gained a look of annoyance. Especially after Enzo squeezed her chest. He Still didn't let go. Giving him a slightly dangerous smirk, she grabbed his wrist. Silver also had a similar reaction, except she was more, violent in her approach. She was about to give the boy a slight migrane, but David's words snapped her out of it. "Oh, I didn't care about the initial part. It was the squeeze and his not letting go that was the kicker." Snorting, she quickly tapped her knuckles on his head. Not too hard, but certainly not gentle.

Enzo had lost his color by the time he realized what had happened. Fear struck through him, immobilizing him. The eyes of the two girls flashed red. It was like staring into the face of the devil. "I-..I-..I-OW! OW OW OW OW!"
Things had taken a turn for the worse, Silver was on the verge of killing the boy. It felt like his bone was just about ready to snap out of his hand.

Kira on the other hand went the easier approach, banging Enzo a few times on his forehead. But it was then that his flame appeared just as she stopped tapping him. The pain was enough that it automatically triggered Enzo's hyper form, and he accidentally shot an X-burner up into the store's ceiling. Anyone in Whiterun could see the orange beam soar into the skies, but it only lasted a moment. The force from the X-burner freed Enzo from the two females, but pushed him a few feet away onto his back.

He quickly changed back to his regular self, staring at the large hole in the ceiling like a statue. "Oh.." was all he could say.

David flinched as he knew something bad was about to happen. And sure enough, it did. Once the smoke cleared and everything settled again, he opened his eyes to see Enzo on his back a few feet away. "Is.. Is he okay? Did you two kill him?.." He walked over to Enzo slowly, bumping Enzo's leg with his foot. "Enzo? Are you okay?.." He looked up at the ceiling and felt the store owner's eyes on them. "Uhhhhh......"

Silver had been a bit surprised by the sudden turn of events, and was left speechless when Enzo blew a hole in the ceiling. "Um..." She, too, felt the eyes on her, and turned to offer a sheepish smile to the owner. "We.. Uh... We gotta go.. See ya guys!" With that, she grabbed Kira's hand and bolted out of there, leaving the guys to deal with the wrath of the owner.

"S-Silver, Kira, wait! Don't-..." David slapped his hand against his forehead and looked back down to Enzo, offering him a hand to help him up.

Still trying to get a grasp of what he just saw, Voli just remained silent. He's never seen such a technique. The "Slip n' slide boobie twiddle", Voli was considering Enzo to be a real professional at this. He went to go aid his friend and join David across the street. He looked both ways, as every smart pedestrian should, and darted across the asphalt releasing his grip from Faye's hand. He skidded across the pavement as Silver and Kira left the scene, obviously frustrated. "Nice one, bro.. At least you're alive. Come on, lets go find something that guys do. Whatever they do..." He muttered. He hadn't ever really gone out and did things that bro's do when outside. He figured they just went to Arcades and spent hundreds of dollars in tokens and just goofed off for hours. At least that's what his father told him. He turned over to Jacen and waved his hand for him to come across the street and join them. He turned to David and looked up to him. "How did you manage being alone with those two?"

Jacen walked across the street and tried to make sense of what he had just seen.
He slipped...and ended up. Grabbing both. Of their chests. How in the blue hell...
Surprisingly, Jacen wasn't concerned about the hole in the ceiling...but rather how the ever so innocent Enzo managed to break his fall with Kira and Silver's breasts.
I...I can't tell if that was luck or skill...either way, it's been a weird day to say the least.
He made it to the other side meeting up with Voli and David.
"What now?"

"I'm fine, David.." He grabbed David's hand, accepting the offer to help him up. The store owner paid no mind to the girls who fled, rather who was left. "You two are responsible for this!" He continued on with his raging, and soon enough, Volitaire and Jacen caught up.

Enzo perked up suddenly. "The potion!" He didn't remember putting it in his pocket or anything. He noticed that he was actually standing in a puddle formed from the contents of the jar. "Oh, gosh.." A few dollars wasted, he could always go back to the store and buy another one, but it still bugged him about how careless he was - with the entire situation.

As the store manager raged on at them, a black female silhouette formed in the smoke. "God damn, who's screaming so much?" The girly tone was annoyed, and was honestly hard to hear over the constant yelling of the owner.

That problem was solved fast when a quick karate chop to the neck dropped the owner quick, and the girl was revealed. Long, brown hair, brown eyes, a Sorcerer's uniform, and most importantly, a Sky ring.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Voli has screamed in his thoughts. That potion was something else entirely! Out from the mysterious bog emanating from the spilled potion came a girl! A tomboy-ish one no less. No more than 5 seconds in and she already dropped someone for yelling. Voli was far too much in shock to even say a single word. He eyes whipped back and forth from the store owner and back to whoever this new challenger was. He squinted his eyes and pulled on his raven black locks to see if he was actually still in reality. "Enzo... What did you buy...?" He asked with a puzzled expression and a shaking voice.

David scratched his head and turned to the shop owner to try to explain he could pay for it later, maybe do some work to help pay it off, but before he could say anything, a strange girl appeared. She looked like... Nah, it couldn't be. That must have been his imagination. Not really minding the fact that the girl knocked out the store owner, he turned to Voli to answer his question. "I.. I don't really know. They wanted to give me a make over. I was scared.. So scared and alone.." He shivered lightly. "I never thought it would come to that.." Really, he enjoyed the girls' company, but when they started talking about make overs and new clothes for him, that's where he had to draw the line.

Jacen looked over at the puddle and slowly drew his eyes up to what came from it.
He promptly did a spit take and dropped the rest of his slushy..."PFFT Holy fucking shit!"
A female Enzo...and the real one is still here...what the fuck is going on!?
He took a deep breath, removed his hat and ran his hand through his hair. To anyone else, it would look like he and Voli were mocking each other.
"How...Who...Enzo...god damn it."

Kira blinked in surprise. One moment, Enzo was in front of them, the next, he was sprawled on the floor. A huge hole on the ceiling evidence of what he'd just done. Holy shit. She was about to ask Enzo if he was alright when she felt a tug on her arm. Looking over, she was pulled out of the store by Silver. Oh. Oh yeah. We should probably flee. She just hoped the guys made it out in time. Running behind Silver, she glanced back at the store.

"Think they're gonna be alright?" She asked, slowing down once they got enough distance between them.

The combined reactions of Volitaire and Jacen caught the girl's attention. "Eh? The fuck you looking at?" Her eyes widened once she realized who she was looking at. "Voli? Jacen? The hell happened to you two?" As she drew closer, she spotted Volitaire's Storm ring. "Whhaaaat?" She looked to be in just the same amount of disbelieve as them.

Obviously, she had not seen the real Enzo. He made like the flash and hid behind the nearest clothes rack. S-she's got my voice, similar looks, and a Guardian ring! Suddenly, the female stood up straight, an odd look on her face. "There's another Sky flame nearby." She walked past the two, ignoring anything they might have said to check the clothes racks. With each rack searched, she drew closer, until she found him.

"GAH! W-WAIT!" The woman instantly grabbed Enzo by the collar, lifting him up off of the floor and into the air. Checking the ring on his finger, Her eyes switched back from his ring, to his face. "P..Please, let me g-" "-Shut your fucking mouth for a second."

A few more seconds passed by before she spoke again. "What's your name?" She demanded. "Enzo.. M-my name is Enzo Ferrari.." She let go of his collar, letting him land on his feet. He sighed of relief, for a moment, he thought she was going to hurt him, whoever she was. She turned around and began to walk away. "Thank you.."

She stopped, lifted a hand towards Enzo, and instantly got blasted with a one handed X-burner far more powerful than what he could do with two hands. The blast reached out of the store, across the street, and through a few more shops. "I hate impersonators." She said before flying through the hole in the wall in the same fashion Enzo did.

"Chirst!" Volitaire shouted in his thoughts. Girl or not he still felt the need to protect his best friend. Out of complete impulse he warped into the flying girls shadow and rose his calf to deliver a skyward kick to her side. Her impressive speed would suggest she would easily evade it, along with her more than intimidating X-Burner. His right hand was orbited by his slithering, black words of warped text. A spell ready for a necessary counter attack.

Silver glanced back to the chaos, knowing something else was going on, but deciding it was best to not get too involved. "Ah, yeah, they'll be fine. They deal with that sorta stuff all the time. No big deal." Silver let out a bit of nervous laughter, almost feeling bad for ditching them, but not too bad.

David glanced between Enzo and the girl nervously, and before he knew it Enzo got blasted with the same thing he used on the ceiling. "..." Was this girl what he was thinking before?.. He followed them, determined to calm everyone down. Or at least try. "Hey, now, let's all just calm down and talk about this like adults. Uh.." He tried to talk, but Voli had already tried attacking the girl. "Guys." .... This wasn't going to work. "Umm.. Hey. Guys?" David sighed, scratching his head lightly. Now what was he going to do?

Jacen looked up at the two fighting and briefly wondered about what he was going to do...So she has a full strength burner as well...this day is too random. He walked over to David and made his decision.
"Yo, I'm getting a new slushy...you want one?"

David looked to Jacen and shrugged. "Yeah, sure. Thanks man." Turning back to the chaos, he still wondered how to get their attention without causing too much of a ruckus.

Jacen stopped walking briefly and tapped David on the shoulder.
"Oh. Almost forgot." Jacen put the contents of the spilled slushy in the remains of the jar
and threw the cup away. "If they wanna fight, they can do it without slipping on blueberry freeze."

"Oh?" The Enzo look-a-like quickly dashed to the side, a maddening smile on her face. "Different realms or not, you're still the same Volitaire." With her quickness, she was able to move out of the way and send an elbow straight down to Volitaire's chest, which should have sent him back down straight onto the puddle.

"Bye." She waved at him, then flew off further into the sky.

Kira chuckled, raising an eyebrow. "Yeeah. I, don't want to go back there." It seemed there was a commotion already. Sighing, she raised an eyebrow. "So, we lost our puppet." David'd managed to get out of being dressed up. For now. Heading to another store, she glanced at Silver. They'd lost the others, somehow. Hm. "Sooo.. Shall we get random stuff for him later?"

"Gah!" The boy shrieked from the sharp elbow he was given. He hit the ground with a thud landing in the viscous fluid that began all of this madness. With Volitaire's body mixed in with the spilled potion the same odd mist arose and another shadow materialized just like before. Feminine in shape, a very frilled outline of a dress, and excessively long hair. The female figure sat on her bottom with her knees pointed upward and joined together. A arm was elevating her head while the other was rested across her knees. The bog cleared and her face looked as if she was stuck in a sort of daydream. Completely out of this world. Her bangs were cut straight across and the ends were also cut in the same fashion. It slowly drifted in the breeze of the utter chaos that was around them. Soon she was revealed enough to show her outfit. A black and white dress, a bit on the Lolita side, with diamond patterned stockings and small black shoes for her tiny feet. Her red eyes blinked and she finally realized where she was. "O- Oh my, what happened?" Her curious lokoed about her destroyed surroundings and noticed the many adjacent holes in the building behind her. A light and squeaky giggle hummed from insider her lips. "Sky's beating some ass again~!" She ended up bursting into laughter. "Ass is such a funny word~ Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! I could say it forever~!"

"Yeah, good idea.." Silver glanced back again and noticed something felt a little too off. Hmmm. "...Maybe we should go back to check on them." She still felt kinda bad and she wanted to know what was going on, anyways.

Kira glanced back after seeing Silver stop. Frowning, she gave a slight nod. "Well... Alright." Truthfully, she didn't want to go back, not, after hearing all of that crashing. It'd be dangerous. Shrugging it off, she started running to the store. Hopefully, they weren't harmed. "C'mon, then~" She called out after Silver, smirking.

After walking through seemingly countless broken walls, Enzo emerged from the last hole in the wall, stepping out into the street. Cars were stopped and curious bystanders were gathering around, and at this point, Enzo was standing in front of all of them. "Uhh.." His eyes couldn't see over the crowd. He had no idea of knowing if his friends were still in the store. His clothes were ripped, so it would be hard resisting all of those peoples' pleas for him to go to a hospital.

With a deep breath, he storm into the crowd, pushing through the crowd like a celebrity surrounded by paparazzi.
Finally, he made his way to the other side of the crowd, and stepped through the broken glass that he had been sent through so easily. "Guys?" He called out, immediately coughing from the smoke in his lungs.

Enzo ventured further into the ghostly shop, catching sight of Volitaire, and, another new girl?
He narrowed his eyes. A female Volitaire?! Fortunately, she seemed harmless, so he went ahead and helped the original Volitaire up to his feet.

David and Jacen had gone to get slushies, and came back successful. Only, when they found a female Volitaire there next to Volitaire himself, David almost dropped his. "V-Voli?... What's going on? Why are there suddenly girl versions of you guys?.." David was confused, as well as slightly attracted to the female versions of his friends. What was wrong with him?

Silver and Kira had arrived back, only to see the same thing. "Wha..." Noticing all the people around, Silver decided to use her illusions to make everyone think everything was normal. Which worked, everyone went about their business, and didn't mind the kids at all. "What's going on here?..."