RESPONSE: Well that backfired...
SCENARIO: You're in a world where you DON'T get away with everything
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RESPONSE: Well that backfired...
SCENARIO: You're in a world where you DON'T get away with everything
RESPONSE: Too late. :P My words came first, and my word is law.
SCENARIO: Enk is taken to the chopping block. The whole crowd cheers for his death. A cloaked figure rides in on valiant black stallion. This one sweeps in and saves his ass. Riding away, they get to safety. Once they don't have to hide anymore, the hood is pulled back to reveal....RUM.
"hey there, wolfy-pup" She pats you on the head. "You are free"
RESPONSE: *sings song in background for dramatic effect* Duh, duh duuuuuuuuuh!
SCENARIO: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
RESPONSE: *Pays cashier $4 for a pack of 6* Aaaand that's about all I would do for a Klondike bar. :P
SCENARIO: Someone placed a bear trap on the ground. On the activation plate, you see a tiny genie bottle. Do you risk your hand, that will surely get snapped onto? Or do you walk away?
RESPONSE: I choose option C. Spring the trap while saving the bottle. In case of failure, either bottle breaks or my arm is caught. If the latter, then, after confirming I have three wishes, wish that I had a perfect, indestructible, magical body that does whatever I want. Proceed to grow as tall as rumcake. Wish for all knowledge. Check. Save last wish in case of emergency.
SCENARIO: Enkerzed purrs when he snores and meows when he exhales.
RESPONSE: Aw! Cute little kitty! *pats on his head!*
SCENARIO: I give him a fish
RESPONSE: I AM NOT A CAT! *... eats the fish*
SCENARIO: You're back from outer space
RESPONSE: I just walked in to find that sad look upon yo face! *slap*
SCENARIO: I am the Queen of the Winterland! Have you paid your gratuity to your waitress?! *intense stare*
RESPONSE: *Moves to the Summerland*
SCENARIO: You're a wizard.
RESPONSE: *Enchants Enk to become a cat, every time he gets angry/frustrated/upset*
SCENARIO: You find yourself upset at the police man who is beating you with his nightstick when you J-walked, what ends up happening?
REPONSE: I... I turn into a cat... and then I run away.
SCENARIO: It's raining inside your house
RESPONSE: WOOT! *dances around in the rain, singing, and leaping*
SCENARIO: *Drags friends into the rainy house* DANCE WITH ME!!!
RESPONSE: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bP6k59dMHB...ps9177ab07.png
SCENARIO: The roof is now on fire
RESPONSE: *Jumps onto hood of Limousine* WE DONT NEED NO WATER! WE DONT NEED NO WATER!
SCENARIO: You have been given an egg, if you crush it you'll get wealth beyond all measure with a promise of a terrible horrible death in your old age. OR, you don't crush it, and live without knowing what will happen. Could be peaceful, could be horrible, but in the end, you have friends with you through it all.
RESPONSE: Use the egg to make an omelette, I'm hungry
SCENARIO: You get sucked into a whirlpool
RESPONSE: *Glob, glob, glob-* OMG! HELP ME! I'M- *Blurb, blurb, blurb- gets pulled through, ends up in Moithyr* WHEE! *realizes I am on the shores of Titan....* Shit. *Gets eaten by a giant two headed boar*
SCENARIO: *Enk and Krie get stuck in a hole in minecraft, without the ability to disconnect or digout, since it's reality now!*
RESPONSE: *kiss kiss smooch smooch molest molest hug hug snuggle snuggle tease tease glomp glomp lick lick tickle tickle wetwilly wetwilly spank spank...avoids being hit with a pickaxe*
SCENARIO: You're walking along the roads of San Diego, California and people keep driving up to flirt with you.
RESPONSE: *returns to Australia*
SCENARIO: You kick a wall
RESPONSE: It kicks me back and I land in a hole in Australia with Enkerzed.
SCENARIO (for Enkerzed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANI0tJRIt08
RESPONSE: Report video since it was apparently stolen
SCENARIO: Vikings appear from nowhere around you
RESPONSE: I am armed, with an army of Celtic warriors at my back as I stand tall on the chariot I ride. My wild blue eyes are fixed on the Vikings, and I charge towards them! The wardogs go first. Some die, others tear the Vikings a new one! The battle isn't too long, and at the end, I have the head of the Viking leader strapped to my belt.
SCENARIO: It's very very late, and time to go to sleep
RESPONSE: Enkerzed makes excuses and avoids actually going to sleep.
SCENARIO: Enkerzed is attacked by hickey-giving gay zombies.
RESPONSE: *Swoops in to save him* RUN ENK! *Gets out, leaves to Australia, safe and sound*
SCENARIO: You owe me. *Intense stare* How much money you got?
RESPONSE: Enough to buy a fence post like this http://www.downbeast.com/FencePost.jpg
SCENARIO: You are now writing a post
RESPONSE: Yep, and you should go to bed.
SCENARIO: I frolic off into the writing world and leave you to go to bed.
RESPONSE: Shoots the frolicking deer like in Bambi and puts her on the hood of my truck. Mmhmm.
SCENARIO: Nobody speaks the same language anymore.
RESPONSE: *In several different languages* What? Huh? I don't know what you're saying.
SCENARIO: A rolling stone the size of a car comes hurtling towards a cat in a basket in the middle of the road! The name of the cat? ENK!
RESPONSE: "Goodbye, cruel world," cries Enk. Enk dies, using up a life, and comes back.
SCENARIO: Clouds become solid enough to walk on and "gravity" flips upside-down. Only problem is that clouds can disperse, grow smaller or turn into storms. (Actually sounds like an entertaining RP.)
RESPONSE: Thinks this is great, but being me, I happen to miss each cloud and spiral off into space....
SCENARIO: You wake up, and all you can see in the faces of all your loved ones, is the face of Obama.
RESPONSE: -_- Can it just be the color? Most of my loved ones are pale, so having more color would be good. If not just color, then...wakes up from nightmare. "Whew, for a second there, the world got really non-unique."
SCENARIO: There is no good and no evil. There is neither right nor wrong. It's chaos if innocence conquers and chaos if sin conquers.
RESPONSE: Is what this? My, Think any don't is sense makes I....$%$? Take long walks- CANDY. *bark bark* I KILL YOU. Sandwich has good paricka. Make it out like what the kids have goldfish makes zamoofa, kat dog? Is replace fact to I think makes good. NO GIVE THOUGHT TO PAST NO-NO's!
Translation: I don't think that makes any sense, my friend. We need right and wrong, good and bad, and so on. For things like a proper thought process wouldn't be capable if that was true.
SCENARIO: I stabbed someone. O_O
RESPONSE: Unfortunately spoons don't go very deep.
SCENARIO: You can only use each word once in all posts.
RESPONSE: Well, that sucks for a guy named 'You'. Fortunately I am Rum. :P So there.
SCENARIO: The person known as Krie and April, isn't allowed to use the letter 'e' in any posts until further notice.
RESPONSE: Oh, well, that's fine. I'm not "Krie or April". I'm Kriemedean.
SCENARIO: You must eat fish and mushrooms (nonpoisonous).
RESPONSE: *eats them, barfs* Ugh! Disgusting!
SCENARIO: Fine, the one known as 'Kriemedean' and 'April' and 'Rumxcoke's sister' must not use the letter 'e' in any of it's forms, until further notice. :P
RESPONSE: further notice
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke must forsake all things Irish, Gaelic and Celtic.
RESPONSE: *Forsakes it for the split second of a jiffy, then never ever again* Nyah!
SCENARIO: Kriemedean has to admit, on the next post, that I am taller than her, and that she is shorter than Enk!
RESPONSE: I am shorter than them both in body, but among my people of fairyfolk I am the tallest. The women swoon at my feet and the men grumble in envy.
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke swears that she will visit her sister Kriemedean in three months. :3
RESPONSE: Oh, how I wish I could do that! But, unfortunately, I have limited funds. Unless, of course, Krie comes down to visit me. ^_^
SCENARIO: A person gives Krie all the money she needs for her HBBS and a floating island.
RESPONSE: YAY!
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke gets black hair, but loses curls forever.