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NAME RISEL WEISS

AGE TWENTY-FIVE

SEX MALE

DOB 22 DECEMBER

NAT AMERICAN

HAIR BLOND

EYES GREEN

HEIGHT 5.11 FT

WEIGHT 144 LBS

BUILD SLENDER

FEAT TATTOOS (BACK, CENTER, IMG N/A)

OUTFIT

OUTFIT

RISEL OFTEN WEARS BRIGHT, BOLD, EYE-CATCHING COLORS. HIS FASHION SENSE, LIKE HIMSELF, IS LOUD AND UNAPOLOGETIC.

IQ 212 (99.99%)

EI LOW

OFFICIAL CRIMINAL PROFILE

RISEL WEISS IS INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT, BUT DESPITE THIS FACT HE IS UNLIKELY TO BE OR HAVE BEEN EMPLOYED IN ANY SKILLED OCCUPATION. HE IS MOST LIKELY WORKING LOW-SKILL JOBS THAT HAVE A HIGH TURNOVER RATE AND FEW TO NO BACKGROUND CHECKS. ADDITIONALLY, BECAUSE OF HIS ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY (FURTHER DIAGNOSED AS A NARCISSISTIC SUBSET), WEISS WILL HAVE LITTLE TO NO REGARDS FOR THE FEELINGS OR RIGHTS OF OTHER PEOPLE OR THINGS. HE IS SELF-CENTERED AND SELF-SERVING; EVERYTHING HE DOES, HE DOES TO AID HIMSELF. MOREOVER, WEISS IS INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY OR FEELING REMORSE OF ANY KIND.   

RECORDS INDICATE WEISS IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WITH AN EXAGGERATE SENSE OF SELF-WORTH. IT IS MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION THAT WEISS EXHIBITS CERTAIN BEHAVIORAL NUANCES THAT ARE CONSISTENT WITH PSYCHOPATHY. 

[OFF-RECORD AUDIO TRANSCRIPTS) UNIDENTIFIED INSTANCE 

"...[SO] YOU WANT ME TO BE, LIKE, BATMAN OR SOMETHING? [PAUSE] YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. I DON'T REALLY DO THE WHOLE 'GOOD GUY VERSUS BAD GUY' THING. [PAUSE] SAVE THE WORLD? MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SMOKING, BUT I'M NOT D. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO TALK CRAZY TO. [PAUSE] I WON'T GO TO JAIL? [SCOFFS] RIGHT. BECAUSE THERE ISN'T AN FBI VAN SITTING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, PROBABLY RECORDING ALL OF THIS CRAZY. HEY, G-MAN, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR THIS, TELL ME THIS ISN'T YOU. [PAUSE] THEY'RE GOING TO ARREST ME? NEWSFLASH, I ALREADY KNOW THAT. THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO ARREST ME FOR, LIKE, FOREVER NOW. I'M STILL HERE. NO OFFENSE, G-MAN. [PAUSE]