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Allen "Lazy" Parker

Roleplay: "T&A"

Player: AlexSilverX

Private,   Enabled,   Approved,   Owned



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Synopsis
The overly lucky and somewhat crazy gunslinger


Description
Basic
  • Full name: Allen Parker
  • Age: 46
  • Race: Emolyte
  • Birthday: Whu...?
  • Birthplace: Like I remember
  • Blood Type: G 
  • Family: That's a looooong list.



Physical
  • Height: 6'0"
  • Weight: 168 lbs
  • Built: very lean but toned
  • Measurements: 36'/26'/32'
  • Hair color: Black
  • Hair type: Straight, spiked
  • Hair length: Shoulder length
  • Eye color: Azure
  • Notable features: Black markings around his eyes and on his face, very pale skin.


Personality
Allen is fundamentally a lazy person. Well, that's not entirely exact. He is of the "professionally lazy" persuasion. In practice, this means that he is incapable of motivating himself on important matters, but has all the energy in the world to dick around. Theoretically speaking; he has the typical behavior of a teenager after discovering Youtube. 

Allen's chain of priorities is a somewhat awry one, where food and ammunition trump money as a method of payment. The logic behind this being that it is more efficient and cuts the need to go to the store in order to acquire those things himself. He has a thing for the mysterious and the melodramatic.

Lazy is also suffering from Misophonia. He cannot stand the sight of others eating and is enraged by clicking noises, ranging from the click of a lock opening to an audible K in someone's speech. He can prevent a fit of rage by mimicking the behavior, either by clicking his tongue on the latter case or eating something on the former.

Despite his job as a mercenary, Lazy is a mischievous but good in nature individual. Rub him the right way and he'll repay the favor... if he's not sleeping, around or otherwise.


Equipment / Abilities
- Twin "classikz" handguns (10" barrel, 22 bullets per cartridge, .40 caliber, black light laser sight).
- Various drugs of varying legality
-Prominent fangs
-Neon purple claws

Luck enhancement
Lazy is blessed with superhuman luck. Everything he does has a 90% chance of ending exactly as he had planned.
Jynx field
When activated, the area around him turns into a 10 ft wide black light colored dome. Within, everyone's luck drops to their potential minimum, causing several accidents to occur. Of course, he is immune.


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