Ted Kerchek

BEST OLD GUY AROUND!!!

his a fucking ninja...that is all.

.....he's old...obviously that means he's nice and fatherly...and wonderful...and wise...and a smart ass!!!
OLD PEOPLE ARE SMART ASSES!!!
...at one point i might take this seriously and put stuff here...but right now im lazy...

OLD MAN FU!

he was born, got older, got married...didnt have kids....rest of family is either dead or he doesn't talk to...except Zayne!!! and his pseudo son Cale...

became friends with the cool-aid man after he ran into his shop wall...it was harder then the pitcher thought.