samples (off-site link)
24. they/them. not straight. mentally ill & disabled.
i've been at this for 15+ yrs and i take no fucking shit.
socializing is not my strong suit, so i won't be giving out ims

i'm pretty open and i'll usually give you a chance. if i say no, it's for a reason.
going back to school after 2 years. i'm stressed out. i'm slow. if i'm too slow for you, then just ditch me.
~200 words and under. any tense any person. any gender/orientation. if you want me to play a specific gender, just say so and i will. mirroring is useless and literacy levels are made up.
if you're in high school tell me. i'll still rp with you, but i have to be responsible.

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opposites attract (good x bad, shy x stereotypical badass, questioning x out)
mundane slice of life. feed that shit to my fat kitty face.
bromance to romance.
disability. could be physical or developmental. i have some of both so i trust myself to do this respectfully.
arranged marriages.
surrealism/gothic aesthetic/horror + a healthy dose of humour.
humour in general is good.
give ur ideas/plots/cravings/starters 2 my eye balls. insert peg a into hole b.
plots if thats how u do. (off-site link)

i would like to play james t. kirk. pretty much anyone is fine opposite him.
let me play tim drake or jason todd.
marvel: james rhodes. natalia romanova. peter parker. steve rogers. tony stark. x-men ocs.
sense8-based w/ ocs
you can ask about others.

do not pass go
rape/assault/abuse
drug abuse
weird objectification of minorities (cis crossdressers and gendbend fall under this category)
any romanceable character under 18. ever.