Whether it is OOC or in-story, what are stupid or funny arguments between you (or your character) and another roleplay (or their character)?
My best friend and I had an argument over who would get to play the cis-everything, normal female character who is decent, but not overly anything, except AVERAGE, exceedingly, overwhelmingly and pointedly average girl. Who, also, happened to be a minor NPC and contributed next to nothing of the plot. I mean, who always wants to play a character with kaleidoscope eyes and a perfect nitch, and are God's blessing to the many overpowered, beautiful races of the multi-dimensional multiverses of foreverland? I lost this argument and couldn't play her.
Sadly, we had another battle royale over the name of the female counterpart of El Stupido, who would be the misunderstood, free-as-the-wind, tomboyish, fearless, beautiful, epitome of perfection, teenage-fantasy Mary-Sue, god-moding, romance-addicted, damsel-in-distress, agnst-ridden, wanna-be, ignorant, self-centered dumbass. This was a true argument, which ended up with one of us getting emotionally hurt, which is my fault. Working on atoning for that.
So, yeah, what about you guys?
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"