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RESPONSE: I am armed, with an army of Celtic warriors at my back as I stand tall on the chariot I ride. My wild blue eyes are fixed on the Vikings, and I charge towards them! The wardogs go first. Some die, others tear the Vikings a new one! The battle isn't too long, and at the end, I have the head of the Viking leader strapped to my belt.
SCENARIO: It's very very late, and time to go to sleep
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RESPONSE: Enkerzed makes excuses and avoids actually going to sleep.
SCENARIO: Enkerzed is attacked by hickey-giving gay zombies.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *Swoops in to save him* RUN ENK! *Gets out, leaves to Australia, safe and sound*
SCENARIO: You owe me. *Intense stare* How much money you got?
RESPONSE: Enough to buy a fence post like this http://www.downbeast.com/FencePost.jpg
SCENARIO: You are now writing a post
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RESPONSE: Yep, and you should go to bed.
SCENARIO: I frolic off into the writing world and leave you to go to bed.
RESPONSE: Shoots the frolicking deer like in Bambi and puts her on the hood of my truck. Mmhmm.
SCENARIO: Nobody speaks the same language anymore.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *In several different languages* What? Huh? I don't know what you're saying.
SCENARIO: A rolling stone the size of a car comes hurtling towards a cat in a basket in the middle of the road! The name of the cat? ENK!
RESPONSE: "Goodbye, cruel world," cries Enk. Enk dies, using up a life, and comes back.
SCENARIO: Clouds become solid enough to walk on and "gravity" flips upside-down. Only problem is that clouds can disperse, grow smaller or turn into storms. (Actually sounds like an entertaining RP.)
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Thinks this is great, but being me, I happen to miss each cloud and spiral off into space....
SCENARIO: You wake up, and all you can see in the faces of all your loved ones, is the face of Obama.
RESPONSE: -_- Can it just be the color? Most of my loved ones are pale, so having more color would be good. If not just color, then...wakes up from nightmare. "Whew, for a second there, the world got really non-unique."
SCENARIO: There is no good and no evil. There is neither right nor wrong. It's chaos if innocence conquers and chaos if sin conquers.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Is what this? My, Think any don't is sense makes I....$%$? Take long walks- CANDY. *bark bark* I KILL YOU. Sandwich has good paricka. Make it out like what the kids have goldfish makes zamoofa, kat dog? Is replace fact to I think makes good. NO GIVE THOUGHT TO PAST NO-NO's!
Translation: I don't think that makes any sense, my friend. We need right and wrong, good and bad, and so on. For things like a proper thought process wouldn't be capable if that was true.
SCENARIO: I stabbed someone. O_O
RESPONSE: Unfortunately spoons don't go very deep.
SCENARIO: You can only use each word once in all posts.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Well, that sucks for a guy named 'You'. Fortunately I am Rum. :P So there.
SCENARIO: The person known as Krie and April, isn't allowed to use the letter 'e' in any posts until further notice.
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RESPONSE: Oh, well, that's fine. I'm not "Krie or April". I'm Kriemedean.
SCENARIO: You must eat fish and mushrooms (nonpoisonous).
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *eats them, barfs* Ugh! Disgusting!
SCENARIO: Fine, the one known as 'Kriemedean' and 'April' and 'Rumxcoke's sister' must not use the letter 'e' in any of it's forms, until further notice. :P
RESPONSE: further notice
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke must forsake all things Irish, Gaelic and Celtic.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: *Forsakes it for the split second of a jiffy, then never ever again* Nyah!
SCENARIO: Kriemedean has to admit, on the next post, that I am taller than her, and that she is shorter than Enk!
RESPONSE: I am shorter than them both in body, but among my people of fairyfolk I am the tallest. The women swoon at my feet and the men grumble in envy.
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke swears that she will visit her sister Kriemedean in three months. :3
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: Oh, how I wish I could do that! But, unfortunately, I have limited funds. Unless, of course, Krie comes down to visit me. ^_^
SCENARIO: A person gives Krie all the money she needs for her HBBS and a floating island.
RESPONSE: YAY!
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke gets black hair, but loses curls forever.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCENARIO: I get curls back, and my hair turns back, but gives me a more red color. PLUS, I keep my soul! BUT, Krie's hair turns flame red!
RESPONSE: It rains and I go bald from the drizzle. "Better than being ginger." :P
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke must speak in sign language or brail.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: I do this, but then she can't see it, because it's in my head. HA!
SCENARIO: Krie is stuck in a room with two men. (I know who they are, and so does she. One we both talked to on call, and one I haven't spoken to yet. Both are blond, and both are smitten with her)
RESPONSE: *uncomfortable* SINCE SOMEONE WOULD NOT TALK IN BRAIL, SO I TALK IN EMOTION. *flitters away*
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke is never able to role-play again.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
RESPONSE: O_O *dies*
SCENARIO: Resurrects. "Thats right. I cheated." *Krie has a mouse attached to his toe.
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RESPONSE: Catdog attacks my foot.
SCENARIO: Rumxcoke will always agree with her brother, except when it will cause disagreement.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
Response: *Giggles*
Scenario: Hands out a hat to everyone and insists that they wear them.
Please, don't let me get bored or this might actually happen.
RESPONSE: I call the Santa hat! ...Come, children, sit on my lap. I am the man who breaks into your house and gives you candy that you ARE allowed to eat. I also watch you sleep and kiss your Mommies.
SCENARIO: You find yourself turned into a hand puppet.
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
Response: For the love of the gods! *raises a tiny balled fist at you*
Scenario: Kriemedean suddenly finds herself magically suspended with her Santa Hat on above a tank of Alligator Snapping Turtles..
Be back later.
Please, don't let me get bored or this might actually happen.
RESPONSE: "Don't worry, Tootsey the Toe-Mouse. We will get out of this somehow.
SCENARIO: Enkitty leaps to our rescue and gnaws on Tootsey. Meanwhile, the fairy of Beauty and the Beast turns you into furniture. (Nothing dirty now; there be kiddies about.)
"Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"I found a curd."
"Did you shake it?"
"No."
"It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
"Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
"Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"
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