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    Snappy Roleplay - just for fun

    So here's how it goes. Someone posts a scenario and people respond to it until someone posts a different scenario (you may make a scenario after responding to the previous one). All scenarios simply have to be titled 'Scenario' in some way that stands out and it's the same deal for responses. Make it short, make it snappy.

    Eg.

    SCENARIO

    Jake and Finn enter through a portal into the real world and appear in your bedroom. Your response?

    RESPONSE

    Oh my glob.


    Eg. 2

    SCENARIO

    You're in space.

    RESPONSE

    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE


    And now, without further ado...

    ---------- Post added at 12:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:41 AM ----------

    SCENARIO

    You wake up. What's your first order of business?
    Last edited by enkerzed; 03-14-2013 at 07:53 AM.

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    RESPONSE: She goes back to sleep knowing she'll, most likely, be late. zZz



    SCENARIO: Your car has broken down and your cell phone is dead.




    It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
    what is essential is invisible to the eye.


    TUMBLR.


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    RESPONSE: Dismantle the car and build a new cell phone

    SCENARIO: You have a lightsaber

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    RESPONSE: Do some shrub art!!



    SCENARIO: You're suddenly invisible!





    It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
    what is essential is invisible to the eye.


    TUMBLR.


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    RESPONSE: Go streaking

    SCENARIO: A dinosaur invades your home

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    RESPONSE get it to make your bed (if it's a T-rex); it'll be a good laugh

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    RESPONSE: Argue incessantly with parents over the differences between an assassin and a crazed gunman, and always speak in an Australian accent

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    Hahaah, TF2 reference. Love it.

    RESPONSE gonna go lookin' for cheese, duuurrrr

    SCENARIO it starts raining cats and dogs!

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    RESPONSE: Hide indoors before PETA blames me.

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    "Engaging."

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    RESPONSE: Drool

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    RESPONSE : Become a millionaire selling your own jelly. (gross.)

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    SCENARIO: You run into a member of WTFRPG in real life. (Can be anyone.)


    "Engaging."

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    RESPONSE: Go out for drinks and drunken fun! * w *


    SCENARIO: You're stuck in a haunted house!





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    TUMBLR.


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    RESPONSE: Call the Ghostbusters

    SCENARIO: Here comes another Chinese earthquake

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    RESPONSE: Tell them to stop jumping at once.

    SCENARIO: You're pregnant.
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
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    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
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    RESPONSE: l(OAO)l

    SCENARIO: Everyone's durnk

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    Response: Get in on that drunken fun!

    Scenario: Your friend is slowly transforming into a lizard monster

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    Response: Eat the cookie that made him. (Goosebumps)

    Scenario: A scientist sends your entire being from the real world into Minecraft.
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
    "No."
    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
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    Response: DESTROY EVERYTHINGGGG
    like the true creeper human you are

    Scenario: You're told you have the cells to cure cancer.



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    Response: Sacrifice myself for science and mankind.

    Scenario: You wake up as your favorite character in your favorite roleplay.


    "Engaging."

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    Response: Find every sexy man and sleep with him.

    Scenario: You're abducted by aliens.
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
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    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
    "Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"


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    Response: Make friends, learn their secrets, come back to Earth as a godly being!
    Scenario: You wake up as the opposite gender.
    And I hope you have not a single still moment.

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    RESPONSE: l(OAO)l and then V.V and then

    SCENARIO: The bots on wtf become actual robots and invades the real world

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    RESPONSE: Make the Admins and Mods into actual people, and set them lose on the world.

    SCENARIO: Clouds make a strategic strike against mankind!
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
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    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
    "Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"


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    RESPONSE from DEAPOOL: Slendy sprouted loads of black invasive tentacles. When they were attracted by my overwhelming charisma, I, naturally, went from "ow! ow! hey — that is incredibly personal space down there — ow!!!" to "okay—hey—okay—okay—see, now I'm kinda liking it."

    SCENARIO: The tiny men in your mind start talking to you.
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
    "No."
    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
    "Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"


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    SCENARIO: The blue pill, or the red pill? -Matrix-

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    RESPONSE: I'M RACIST! I WANT THE YELLOW ONE!

    SCENARIO: Someone drugs your drink.
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
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    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
    "Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"


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    SCENARIO: You get your dream job!
    And I hope you have not a single still moment.

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    (I played this game with my family when the electricity went out. Funzies!)

    RESPONSE: Lives forever in high-tech bubble writing for a thousand years.

    SCENARIO: In all the universe, water turns to plasma, plasma turns to water, wind turns to earth and earth turns to wind.
    "Ew. Did you check to see what date this raw milk expires?"
    "Yeah, what happened?"
    "I found a curd."
    "Did you shake it?"
    "No."
    "It's the cream. The fat floats to the top."
    "Oh, I just thought it was Bridgid's backwash the first couple of times."
    "Wait, why didn't you say 'ew' when you thought that?"


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