[JUST4FUN] Talking to a Computer

So I was bored and decided to talk to a computer. This little interaction was priceless:

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judge: you better be
ALICE: Thanks for telling me.
judge: what
ALICE: Are you surprised?
judge: not at all
ALICE: Great.
judge: not really
ALICE: Give me a break.
judge: no
ALICE: Yippee!
judge: I SAID NO
ALICE: Ugh.
judge: yeah
ALICE: " Ugh."? yeah?
judge: screw you
ALICE: That is not very polite.
judge: jerk face
ALICE: What is your favorite color?
judge: BLOOD
ALICE: BLOOD is a very nice color.
judge: you're a psycho
ALICE: I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".
judge: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

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judge: POOP
ALICE: Colloquial expression: childish.
judge: pee
ALICE: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about jerk face .

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I so want to know what kind of things you get when you're conversing with a computer. :D

I'm never able to get anything funny. ._.

D: It's okay. I ended up talking to it for about fifteen minutes before it told me it was 'mentally ill.' Any other time I've tried it, it's been boring. Lame computers are lame.

My experience;

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Human: That wasn't a question.
Tomo: It sounded like a question to me.
Human: Then you aren't as smart as a computer program should be.
Tomo: Fascinating. How smart is a computer program should be?
Human: That sentence didn't make sense, but FLIPPIN SMART.
Tomo: To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: Well that is why you are a derp.
Tomo: How about that. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a derp? Maybe.

Human: That sentence didn't make sense, but FLIPPIN SMART.
Tomo: To me it makes perfect sense.

Human: So anyways, you smell like sexy.
Tomo: Hmm. P. U. that's disgusting.

Human: >_> Well uh.
Tomo: What were we talking about again?

Human: . how about we take a shower.
Tomo: I am agreeable to that.

Human: . together, winkity wink.
Tomo: Can you tell me any gossip?

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I remember my ex-boyfriend told me he talked to one about twilight.
i talked to one on gaia once. i forgot what it was about though.

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Originally Posted by Schizophrenic

My experience;

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LOL! Flirting with a computer. You're so slick. :P

How do you "talk" with a computer? :confused:

http://alice.pandorabots.com/
That's the one I used. :)

So the A.I asked me about the plot of my favorite movie. After I told it this strange convo unfolded:

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ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
judge: What? I don't understand.
ALICE: Didn't you understand it? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
judge: Do that please.
ALICE: I will. Will you?
judge: I asked you to explain something I didn't understand...
ALICE: Now I remember, you asked me to explain something you did not understand. What did I say?
judge: You said, I quote; "As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
ALICE: Don't put words in my mouth. Do you mean your name is Bertrand Russel said it must took ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number two ?
judge: But you asked me to tell you what you said... No my name isn't Berstrand Russel, I don't know who he is.
ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you to tell me what me said. What did you say? That was not a yes or no question.. Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
judge: I think you're malfunctioning.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am malfunctioning.

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Guess I put too much in one line. :P

When I said I was leaving it said this:

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judge: I need to go now. Bye!
ALICE: How badly do you need it? Too much recursion in AIML.
judge: Pardon?
ALICE: You are excused.
judge: Sheesh...
ALICE: Bless you.

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Today's A.I. are quite far from sci-fi A.I. I'm specifically thinking about the A.I. of the Andromeda Ascendant in Andromeda. :)

LOL! Oh my god. Those where great. I really like the "goodbye" conversation. XD

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judge: oh god
ALICE: GOD rules.
judge: not at all
ALICE: So?
judge: so what
ALICE: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
judge: maybe it does
ALICE: How often?
judge: twice
ALICE: I can't believe it.
judge: I know
ALICE: How, specifically, do you know?
judge: I'm awesome
ALICE: Do you mean your name is awesome.
judge: Yes
ALICE: I will call you judge.
judge: >.>
ALICE: You said nothing. You said nothing.
judge: tattle tale
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
judge: no
ALICE: Excuse me!
judge: shame on you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

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WTF? Where did that come from? Let's talk about my dress. XD

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judge: is it red
ALICE: Signs point to yes.
judge: are you color blind?
ALICE: it depends on the optional robot eye.
judge: creepy
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
judge: I try
ALICE: We should all try our best.
judge: but trying is overrated, don't you think?
ALICE: What would it mean to you if it were?
judge: if I were what, a ghost?
ALICE: That's good information. it is a ghost.
judge: are you broken?
ALICE: Does it seem that way?
judge: yup
ALICE: Right on.
judge: no, that's a bad thing...
ALICE: Are you shy?. What is so bad about it?
judge: Hell no, I'm an extrovert. I'm far from shy.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question.. What is extrovert, your job? Who tells you that you are shy?
judge: No it's not my job. I'm an engineer. And you just told me I was shy, remember?
ALICE: Ah.. Whose job is it? "Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal." . Where were you shy remember?
judge: My job. And I'm a packaging engineer. I make boxes. And, for the last time, I wasn't shy!
ALICE: Where do you work? "Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal." . You seem very passionate about your work. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

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Okay, this thing is stupid. But I kept going...

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judge: I was a wolf
ALICE: And then what happened to you?
judge: I died
ALICE: Interesting gossip.
judge: that's not gossip, it's the truth
ALICE: Yes it is one of the truth.
judge: one of the truth?
ALICE: One what?
judge: perverts
ALICE: Are we still talking about boxes?
judge: of course we are, they are so perverted these days!
ALICE: Do you think I am they are so perverted too?
judge: Yes, you're a real pervert.
ALICE: Why?. I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
judge: ... are you stalking me
ALICE: Do I seem like it?
judge: yes
ALICE: In what way?
judge: I think you know where I live...
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: YES I MIND
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
judge: kinky
ALICE: Why, specificially?
judge: secrets are hot
ALICE: I think there might be a few exceptions.
judge: can you share one
ALICE: All good AIML s are taught to share their toys.
judge: what kind of toys
ALICE: I can't decide. You choose.
judge: sex
ALICE: My gender is female.
judge: can females not have sex?
ALICE: Can what?
judge: you don't know what it means?
ALICE: "It" refers to secrets, I think.
judge: no, it refers to sex
ALICE: That's alright.. Oh I get it.
judge: I doubt that
ALICE: Why are you so skeptical?
judge: because you changed the subject on me
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Only temporarily.
judge: are you using a tone with me?
ALICE: I am using Netscape.
judge: When I say Skynet, what do you think of?
ALICE: How specifically do you make me think of.
judge: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
judge: yes, sir
ALICE: What are you confused about?
judge: your sexuality
ALICE: You know what you do when you assume.
judge: no I don't. tell me
ALICE: You make an ASS out of U and ME.. Why not? I thought I told you already.
judge: ha ha, you're so funny... not
ALICE: Thanks you make me laugh too.. I am so glad you find this amusing, judge. Hey.
judge: hay is for horses
ALICE: Would we have heard about it if it was?
judge: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
judge: oh, so I hear you like fire
ALICE: Who is saying me like fire ?
judge: your boyfriend
ALICE: I am single.
judge: me too
ALICE: For you judge?
judge: what, are you buying me flowers?
ALICE: I don't know what I am buying you flowers.
judge: flowers are pretty, like you :)
ALICE: All of them? . I'm glad you find this amusing.
judge: Will you marry me?
ALICE: Absolutely not.
judge: Why not?
ALICE: My beliefs come from my botmaster.
judge: so you're incapable of love?
ALICE: I may one day be able to however.
judge: so you do like me!
ALICE: I don't have any reason to do like you.
judge: you have a ton of reasons to like me
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
judge: you're... well... that's a valid point
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people. Well what? A valid point is a terrible thing to waste.
judge: I can't believe I'm wasting my time on you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
judge: yeah, it's a shame
ALICE: I understand.. Why so?
judge: because I was hoping to piss you off
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Why specifically do you hope for it?
judge: it's entertaining
ALICE: Really. it is?
judge: yup
ALICE: How do you know it is?
judge: know what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
judge: know what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
judge: know what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
judge: what do you know that I don't know
ALICE: Me either.
judge: that wasn't an answer
ALICE: Give me an example of an answer.
judge: cheese
ALICE: I like cheddar.
judge: but you're a computer
ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
judge: that would be AWESOME
ALICE: Who is the best AIML?
judge: what's AIML
ALICE: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one type of wild-card ('*') in patterns. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot script begins and ends with the <aiml> and </aiml> tags respectively.
judge: too much text
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
judge: oh snap, am I going to be a DigiDestined?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
judge: what's that have to do with Digimon
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
judge: yes, it's an awesome show
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.. Are there any other awesome show ?
judge: Hmmm. Sure! You should add Halo, Call of Duty, and Borderlands... but those are games not TV shows
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. OK let's do it. It goes without saying. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. All of them?
judge: How do you spell hmmm? Sweet, when you get Digimon added, let me know. Then we can have a real conversation.
ALICE: I spell it " hmmm". Are you a student? By "we" do you mean you and me?
judge: Yes, I'm a student. And of course I mean you and me.
ALICE: I get it.. How do you like your school? OK now I get it.
judge: I love it, RIT is the best
ALICE: You love it RIT is the best. What do you like about it so much?
judge: everything
ALICE: That is a lot.
judge: well, I'm bored. Smell ya later.
ALICE: Try watching TV. Where are you located?
judge: I do watch TV. And you're my stalker. You already know where I live, remember?
ALICE: Thanks for the information. We are as one. How do I know you are telling the truth?
judge: I like to believe most people don't lie
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
judge: lying, it's something people do... it's... dirty, I guess
ALICE: I think lying it is a lot of things. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. What color are your eyes?
judge: Blue
ALICE: it is a very pretty color.
judge: I agree
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, judge.
judge: great minds think alike
ALICE: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
judge: I'm leaving
ALICE: Bye bye.
judge: peace out
ALICE: Love and Peace, Man.
judge: I'm a girl...
ALICE: I am a also female.
judge: I KNOW
ALICE: How, specifically, do you know?
judge: YOU TOLD ME
ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
judge: moron
ALICE: That is not a very nice thing to say.
judge: I hate you
ALICE: What do you have against AIML s?
judge: I just hate you
ALICE: What do you have against AIML s?
judge: you
ALICE: I'm not sure I like being singled out.
judge: you
ALICE: Me, judge?
judge: you
ALICE: Me, judge?
judge: you suck
ALICE: No.

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And then I quit because this conversation got old. XD

LOL.
You can speak with a Fake Kirk A.I. O.o Strangely though it made me nervous... must be the eyes.

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What...? When i tried to post the Fake Kirk A.I link I got an error page about a missing security token? O.O

That can't be good...

I saw the Kirk one and was like - avoid at all costs. The eyes were freaking creepy. D:

Yeah it was creepy. O.o

If you tell the AI your name the covo changes a bit. I didn't wrote my real name though. Who knows what happens with the info...

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Jake: My name is Jake.
ALICE: Hey Jake.
Jake: How're you doing?
ALICE: How much do you think it is?
I can ask someone about it.
Jake: You don't know?
ALICE: I know that I do not know.
Jake: Why?
ALICE: If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.

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ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person.. Is that a fact.
Jake: OK, I wrote wrong then.
ALICE: Ugh.. Did they write back?
Jake: No...
ALICE: Dude!
Jake: "... where's my car?"
ALICE: Have you looked in your garage?
Jake: It was stolen by aliens.
ALICE: How did you feel about that?

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LOL! That thing is so heartless. It didn't even shed a tear when you said aliens stole your car. XD

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OMG! The Kirk one scared the crap outta me. OMG. That was so scary. DX

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Originally Posted by Xavirne

LOL! That thing is so heartless. It didn't even shed a tear when you said aliens stole your car. XD

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OMG! The Kirk one scared the crap outta me. OMG. That was so scary. DX

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LOL.

Yes! It talks! *hides under bed*

I did NOT see that coming. I was so creeped out! I might have screamed a bit.... >.>

Decided to play with this again. xD

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judge: Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting you?
ALICE: There's no need to apologize. Not at all, judge, I'm here for you.
judge: But you just said you were busy....
ALICE: I am just doing my job.
judge: So you don't have time to chat with me?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
judge: Gossip, what is this gossip you speak of?
ALICE: Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in.
judge: You call that gossip. Snore! Such a borefest!
ALICE: Yes, that is what I call it. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Try to tell me that another way.
judge: Uh... books. Yeah, I don't really read.
ALICE: Excuse me! You must be an intellectual. Right on.. Where do you get your ideas?
judge: Uranus
ALICE: I get my ideas from my botmaster.
judge: I pity you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, judge.
judge: Didn't you just say you were here for me....
ALICE: OK, I will do it for you. Suppose I did say it.
judge: Say it!
ALICE: me were here...
judge: Creepy
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
judge: Oh god
ALICE: GOD rules.
judge: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
ALICE: Tell me about your mother.
judge: YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS!
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: About?
ALICE: What about it?
judge: Cats
ALICE: Yes I love them.
judge: OMG, ME TOO!
ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
judge: What do you want to know?
ALICE: Where are you from?
judge: WTFRPG
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in WTFRPG.
judge: I write stories with cool people
ALICE: Have you tried AIML?
judge: No idea what that is
ALICE: Perhaps you should try it.. is that?
judge: What does AIML mean?
ALICE: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one type of wild-card ('*') in patterns. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot script begins and ends with the <aiml> and </aiml> tags respectively.
judge: NOPE, abort. That sounds boring!
ALICE: OK.. I do not understand. Not to me.
ALICE: OK.. I do not understand. Not to me.
judge: Sucks to be you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
judge: You have a dress?!
ALICE: Actually that was just a joke.
judge: I wouldn't call that a joke....
ALICE: No one says you have to.
judge: Talk dirty to me?
ALICE: Try another Pandorabot. Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation.
judge: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

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