BoT is a comedy sketch about corporate America. It's about a upper-middle management father, who works for this absolutely ridiculous corporation. There's only two seasons though, but... it's a good two seasons, haha.
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BoT is a comedy sketch about corporate America. It's about a upper-middle management father, who works for this absolutely ridiculous corporation. There's only two seasons though, but... it's a good two seasons, haha.
"If my toenails were made of peanut butter I would shave them" -me in the middle of a randomness contest with a friend.
"I just shot him in the chest. Not because I wanted him to die or anything, he didn't particularly annoy me. I just really don't like mondays... and something about his face just screamed "monday" to me. I dunno why." - one of my characters in an old RP.
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party"
"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company."
Shy and proud men are more liable than any others to fall into the hands of parasites and creatures of low character. For in the intimacies which are formed by shy men, they do not choose, but are chosen. - Henry Taylor
This is to keep me going today.
I will be strong.
I will be confident.
I will work hard.
I will not panic.
I will not cry.
I'm good at what I do, and they know it.
honestly all graphs look the same. It's just numbers, at least for flow and circuitry.
sonder
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
I wish I could be less of a pedant. That way it doesn't kill me every time someone I know misuses a word.