Well, I suppose I forgot to post in here. Maybe that's why I have so few friends.

Why hello, all!
I may know some of you.
I've done a bit on here already.
But I've been lazy.
And haven't made any friends.
My reality complex forces me to search
for some, because, I need to know
I'm talking to real people.
I lie a lot. But, I'll tell you if I do.
It's a flaw. Yet I like it.
Uhm, I also am supposed to go
to therapy for OCD.
I have three fish tanks full of guppies.
No, I will not eat them. Or flush them.
I like octopodes, grammar, tea, and YACHT.
and dinosaurs.
OH! I also like to roleplay. It assists me
to procrastinate endlessly.
So, if you want to roleplay, I'd really love
it. So, link me to a search thread,
or shoot an idea here.

Cool.
Rambling, complete.
Love, Stormi.

Hello sir or madam, and have a belated welcome to WTF! I look forward to seeing you in some RPs! (I'm running two that desperately need people. >.>") Anyway, I hope you have fun here!

Madam(:
Oooh! Thank you!
I would loveee to see what they are!

Madam then. ^^

One I already showed you, The other would be called Dies Irae. I have a thing for Latin.

Hello and welcome to WTF RPG! Officially. xD Though you were certainly welcome before you posted here. ;)

No! Not true. I was unwelcome prior to this. (:

Nooh~ You were perhaps not welcomed, but you weren't unwelcome. :)

Oooh, touche!

Your rambles were greatly appreciated, Stormi!

Welcome, and I assure you I am a real person. I am warm and squishy just like a living human is supposed to be. o_o; *sparks fly out my ears* Don't mind those....01010101....

Why thank youuu!
That's wonderful. Squishy with a hint of robo, perfect. xD

Hi.
I'm Matt.
Do you know why i'm typing like this?
It must be contagious.
Maybe this is how STDs spread.
I mean....
LOOK! A BIRD!
*runs back into cave*

Hello, Matt.(:
I dunnooo...
maybe it's something...
in the air? Or, er, maybe... the
keyboard. O.o
Oh no! Come back!
/holds out cookie?

*runs back out of thr cave to grab the cookie and looks at you suspiciously*

Is it poisonous?

I dunno, is it?
You'll never know...
if you don't take a biteee.
/raises eyebrows

*looks from inside cave and nibbles on it a little bit, staring back at OP*

HA!
see, you didn't dieeee!
or did you?