Abraham Muggin's Journal of an Insane Man's Thoughts

Dear Journal,

Or Dear Diary maybe? I don't know, if it should be a diary but oh well. Who am i writing this to? Myself? Weirdo. No I'm not a weirdo. Shut up! Fine.

To whomever is reading this, I have you know you are reading the thoughts of an insane man.

I went out for a picnic today, it was just me, a lizard and some pesky flies. But today was my first adventure, i suppose. I went and slain a dragon, although my lizard keeps telling me i fell and hit my head and that it was a dream, but I don't buy it (my lizard has said some pretty far fetched stuff before). Oi! I think i am going to travel in to the human lands tomorrow, see what its like there.

This is the last time I am writing, okay no its not. Goodbye

-Abraham Muggins